Chapter 29

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Yo shitty excuse of existence is here but anyways I watched the whole series of haikyuu in 2 days and something fun is gonna happen real soon I get to destroy someone's social life and standing this bitch decides to hurt my friends when I'm not around and pushed one of them to leave the group this bitch thinks she holds all the power and can run the show and threaten me of all people I got the cops at my school all of them watching me and a principle specifically for me I'm that bitch that rules over the football seniors I got football, basketball, baseball, track, cross country seniors that answer to me all of them boys talk to me more than their girlfriends all the cheerleaders hate me. I'm that bitch and this whore decides hey I'm gonna fuck with these people when she's not around I just found out what's been happening she don't know me like that all the shit I told her was a lie and she got her whore over here threatening to curse me and beat me in a fight and I said fucking bet bitch let's see I got noting to lose there's only one person special to me and that can stop me and he's not here if you go after him I'm gonna fucking murder you don't touch him. They be like oh we're gonna go mess and harm him then I fucking lost it they only seen the tip of the ice burge on what I'm capable of the last time I fought I only snapped a little and supposedly my eyes glowed red and I looked like a fucking demon my sister had trouble stopping me when I came to she had a sprained almost broken wrist and supposedly I only used one hand her ankle was fucked up to. So this brings me back to I'm gonna fuck a hoe up I asked for permission from my cousin first he said go for it and if it gets bad he'll cover for me and stop me since he knows I won't hurt him ever. Shit sorry for the rant I had to on with the story.
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¢timeskip¢ { 9 months}
3rd POV
"FUCK YOU KAKASHI" itachi shouts in pain. "now now no need for all the yelling" kakashi replies with a cold sweat. Itachi glares eternal mangekyo sharingan blazing he says dangerously low " no need for all the yelling you say no need huh" he screams loudly "IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT THAT I'M POPPING OUT TWINS IF YOU PULLED OUT OR I DON'T KNOW USED A FUCKING CONDOM I WOULDN'T BE POPPING 2 FUCKING KIDS OUT KAKASHI HATAKE" kakashi sweats more itachi out of nowhere throws a kunai at kakashi's head. Kakashi narrowly dodges. Itachi start throwing shurikens, kunai's, senbon needles, and a fucking katana. Kakashi screams in fear "WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM" Itachi yells "I'M A FUCKING ANBU CAPTAIN BITCH OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE THINGS TO KILL PEOPLE WITH BITCH AND RIGHT NOW I WANNA KILL YOU" Kakashi ducks and dodges "FUCKING HOW YOUR GIVING BIRTH HERE" itachi glares " I'M A FUCKING NINJA OF COURSE I WOULD BE ABLE TO MULTITASK" the doctor shiro fujimoto sighs "thank you myself for being a ninja and a doctor ninja doctor hell yeah any other doctor would've died from this" in the corner you can see 2 blondes laughing at kakashi "PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABDNRNDJTOAJSBDDJANSBSJABXDLPABSDBDMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIM SQUIRM FOR HIS LIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" they roll around on the floor with obito and shisui. Mikoto Records the chaos that's happening. Fugaku is silently praying for kakashi's survival with the hospitals priest Asahi who everyone believes is actually Jesus.

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