Since you guys are awesome, I hit 2K reads yesterday! As a special thanks, have this chapter full of...
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Incorrect quotes! (I bet y'all are asking yourselves why I like doing this)
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Cancer: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Gemini: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Leo: Tackle him.
Scorpio: Dump him.
Sagittarius: Kick him in the shin.
Taurus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Leo: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Aquarius: My dad is homophobic. Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Leo, whispering: Your dad is homophobic.
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Scorpio: I'm not doing too well.
Scorpio: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Aries: *walks into the room*
Scorpio: Oh look there it is again.
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Gemini: Here you are, Virgo, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Virgo: Oh, it's cold.
Gemini: Nice cup of coffee.
Virgo: It's horrible!
Gemini: Cup of coffee.
Virgo: Is this tea?
Gemini: CUP
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Libra, banging on Aquarius' door: Aqua, open up!
Aquarius: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Virgo: No, she meant-
Capricorn: Let him finish.
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Scorpio: You need a hobby, Pisces.
Pisces: I have a hobby, Scorpio.
Scorpio: How many times do I have to tell you that pulling random things out of your large duffel bag is not counted?
Pisces: *silently pulls @x_Quack_x out of the duffel bag*
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Libra: Why do you slap a remote when it's not working?
Sagittarius: But why does it work when you slap it though?
Scorpio: *covering Pisces' ears while hissing at Sag*
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Cancer: Leo, no! This is a really bad idea!
Leo: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.
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Capricorn, is pissed off: Whenever somebody responds with "I beg your pardon?", assert your dominance by announcing "Then beg".
Taurus: ...
Taurus: Bro, are you okay?
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Cancer: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up.
Aries: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.
Virgo: Spiders.
Libra: Wasps.
Aquarius: Terriers.
Leo, whispering: Gemini.
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a single soul:
Gemini: wHO HAS SUMMONED ME
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Pisces: Hey [insert person's name here]!
Mean person: Screw off.
Pisces: :(
*Scorpio slowly takes out a gun*
*Cancer turns around*
*Sagittarius readies her bow and arrow (apparently she has them)*
*Gemini hisses in the distance*
*Libra glares at them*
*Virgo sneaks up behind them with a heavy dictionary raised*
*The other boys are hiding in the bushes with blow darts*
*The author has been summoned*
*Triggered readers have also been summoned*
Mean person: Uh, what I meant to say was... hello Pisces.
Pisces: :D
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I'm going to do 12 for now before I lose control.
Thank you all so much again for 2K reads, y'all are amazing!
Anyways, have a good day/night!
Peace out,
The author owo
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Zodiac Heroes - Cast Down to Earth
General FictionThe first step of Orion's plan is complete. The Zodiac Signs have now been banished down to Earth, with no memories of their previous adventures on Celestia. Powerless and confused, the Zodiac Signs must find their way back to Celestia - their home...
