Chat with the Bakusquad.

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(I'm bored.)

PikaPika: If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

BombBoi: shut the fuck up.

AcidBitch: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ It's ok, Denki. I still somewhat care about you.

PikaPika: ⊂(´・◡・⊂ ) thanks

(Y/n): uh, guys? We have a problem...

PikaPika: (☉。☉)!

AcidBitch: what is it bb?

(Y/n): well, I found Kiri...

BombBoi: and? what's your fucking point!?

(Y/n): Sero taped him to the ceiling😑

FlexTape: I have a reasonable explanation!

(Y/n): and that is???

FlexTape: he was running around in a shark onesie and singing baby shark! Someone had to stop him!

(Y/n): ok, fair point, but you didn't tape his mouth.

FlexTape: FUCK!

PikaPika: dude, Kiri is screaming baby shark right now🤣🤣🤣 oh no, wait... Now he's just regular screaming.

AcidBitch: SeRo WhAt DiD yOu Do!?

FlexTape: ...

(Y/n): Sero, what happened.

FlexTape: I... I think I killed him...

PikaPika: run...

BombBoi: I'll kill that fucker for you.

(Y/n): thanks. I need to go check on @BabyShark

BabyShark: sOmEoNe HeLp Me! I managed to get one of my hands free from the tape but I'm still stuck! And I Don't Think This Dizzy Feeling Is All To Good!

(Y/n): 私はその雌犬を殺すつもりです

AcidBitch: (Y/n), you know we all love you, and we all want to avenge Kiri, but please don't...

PikaPika: what did she say!?

AcidBitch: "I'm going to kill that bitch"

PikaPika: ooooooooooh, ok.

(Y/n): I will kill the fucker with his own tape

FlexTape: Oh No You Don't, Bitch!

(Y/n): ビッチ、私はあなたを殺します

AcidBitch: translation, " Bitch, I will kill you"

FlexTape: well fuck

BombBoi: you're a dead mother fucker now, bitch.

PikaPika: DUDE RUN!

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