In the magical era of Kingdoms and Empires, humanity has been at war with the forces of hell, lead by their Demon Lord for many years.
A magic sword along with a prophecy was then discovered. The prophecy said that one day a hero will come and claim...
(Y/n) was riding his brown horse with one black spot on her right eye, through a dense forest along hill edge road where he had to be careful not to let his horse walk off the edge.
With the ground covered with a thick layer of grass, this task was difficult to do.
Noticing someone behind him, he turns his head to see his grandfather sitting on (Y/n)'s horse.
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God: Sup!
(Y/n): Where the hell have you been?
God: Shouldn't it be, where the heaven have I been?
(Y/n): It's going to be where the heck will I kick you off if you don't talk.
God: I'm god. I have responsibilities. It's hard enough to make time for my favorite grandson.
(Y/n): How many grandsons do you have?
God: Well... You're the only grandchild I have. My other kids are just not interested in giving me more grandchildren... At least nowadays.
(Y/n): I'm currently busy trying to not fall, so will you shoo?
God: Don't be like that. I'm sure you can multitask.
God: So... What's her name?
(Y/n): Who's?
God: Your horse.
(Y/n): I don't know... Bob.
God: Bob?! You can't name her Bob!
(Y/n): Why not? He's my horse.
God: She.
(Y/n): Semantics.
God: Don't call her Bob.
(Y/n): What should I call her then? How about dumbass?
(Y/n): What do you think dumbass? Isn't that just the perfect name for you?
God:...
(Y/n): Who's a dumbass? You are! Yes, you are!
He rubs the side of Dumbass the horse.
(Y/n): Did you know this horse can't jump? I had to carry Dumbass over a fallen tree.
(Y/n): Seriously. I can't believe this horse can't even hop-
When he said "hop", Dumbass the horse jumped forward, launching (Y/n) and herself off the side of the cliff road they were on.
There were only a few words (Y/n) had time to say.
