Hot spring horrors

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3rd person POV:

(Y/n) was laying on top of the carriage, while Ferra steered it and the rest were inside.

Ferra: Yo (Y/n)? Are you ever going to come down from there?

(Y/n): Maybe.

Ferra: You know, we have cushioned seats inside, right?

(Y/n): I'm used to laying on hard surfaces.

Ferra: That's kinda sad, dude...

God: She makes a point.

(Y/n): Fuck off.

Ferra: I'm just saying how it is.

(Y/n): No not you. Well, actually you to.

Ferra: To? Who else are you telling to fuck off?

(Y/n): God...

Ferra: Now he's annoyed by a question...

(Y/n): No! That was my answer.

Ferra: God?

God: Yes my child?

(Y/n): Are you serious...?

Ferra: What?

(Y/n): Not you!

Ferra: Then who?

(Y/n): Tch!

(Y/n):(inhales)

(Y/n):(exhales)

(Y/n): Forget about it... I'm going to sleep or I'm going to wake up from this nightmare.

Ferra: Okay bud... You do that.

God: But in all seriousness, I do need to talk to you.

(Y/n) looks up at his grandfather then flips him off.

The others in the carriage, peek their heads out to see if he's doing okay to find him flipping off the birds in the sky.

Baron:(whispers) Is he okay...?

Ciri:(whispers) I think he's just not used to being around people for this long.

(Y/n):(internally screaming)

(Opening theme)

(Y/n) and the heroes find a forking pathway. One sign directed them towards there destination, the other towards a hot spring.

After some discussion between one another, the heroes decided to visit the hot spring. Unaware of there decision because he was napping, (Y/n) just laid on top of the carriage as they took the path of the hot spring.

When the carriage stopped, (Y/n) opened his eyes to see the thick ceiling of trees above him that blocked the blue sky.

Ciri: Hey, (Y/n)?

(Y/n): Where are we?

Ciri then popped her head up to look at (Y/n) on top of the carriage.

Ciri: Where at a hot spring, come, let's check it out.

(Y/n): Why are we at a hot spring?

Ciri: Because it will be relaxing. You especially need to relax, you seemed really on edge lately.

(Y/n):(sarcastically) I wonder why?

Ciri: Take that sarcasm, put it away, and let's go.

(Y/n): You all can go, I'll sleep on your stuff.

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