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KUN
MY CATS ARE MISSING
TEN
YANGYANG U WERE ON
CAT DUTY TODAY.
THIS IS UR FAULT
JAEHYUN
good thing we only
have pet cockroaches 🥰
HENDERY
yea only because
that's the only
kind of cock y'all
will ever have
JAEHYUN
......
JOHNNY HOLD ME
BACK I'M FINNA
BEAT UP THIS
DONKEY LOOKING
HEADASS
HENDERY
says the cock-less
headass
JAEHYUN
MMMMMMMMMMMM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HENDERY
<3
JOHNNY
hehe. that heart
looks like a pp
JENO
yo I have 2 new cats
(=^ェ^=)
they're so cute
and they already have
names!
YANGYANG
what are the names
JENO
well one has a tag
with the name leon
and the other, Louis
Louis be looking
kinda angy tho
JAEMIN
angy uwu
🥺🥺🥺🥺
jeno said angy
YUTA
nomin. we get it
DOYOUNG
ur saying that cuz
ur salty yumark
and yuwin never
happened
YUTA
STFU
YANGYANG
GIVE ME BACK
MY CATS JENO
THOSE ARE OURS
U CAN KEEP LOUIS THO
TEN
UMMMM NO??????
KUN
THEY ARE BOTH OUR
CATS SO GIVE THEM
BACK JENWHORE
JAEMIN
WHO TF U CALLING
A WHORE?
JENO
IS
AN
ANGEL
MAYBE A BITCH SOMETIMES
BUT OVERALL AN ANGEL
JENO
and I thought u were
supposed to defend me
all the way
JAEMIN
I would, but I
didn't because u
wake me up at 3am
for fucking eggs
I hate u
but I love u
I hate u but I
love you
HAECHAN
y'all should just learn
to vibe like me and taeil
DOYOUNG
it's taeil and I
HAECHAN
OH OKAY DOYOUNG.
STEALING MY MAN
NOW HUH???
GO BACK TO TAEYONG.
OH WAIT. YOU CAN'T
HE HAS JAEHYUN
DOYOUNG
STFU I DON'T NEED HIM
HENDERY
jaehyun, the cockless
american
JOHNNY
jaehyun just anime screeched
wtf.
KUN
OKAY BUT MY CATS????
JENO. GIVE BACK
JENO
they are MINE now.
💘
YANGYANG
YO LET'S HUNT
JENO DOWN
JENO
NO
YANGYANG
oh jeno~~~
I see you stroking
MY cat rn~~
JENO
I'M FINNA LOCK
ALL MY MF DOORS NOW
YANGYANG
jisung already let
me in <3
JENO
AY MAN WHAT'S THAT
LOUD SCISSOR
SOUND??????
YANGYANG??
YANG?
*screeches*
HAECHAN
are we roleplaying rn
jeno? 🥺🥺🥺
*meows cutely*
TAEYONG
fucking furries...
HAECHAN
says the alpha wolf
daddy
TAEYONG
....
I'm going to take..
a cold... cold shower
now.
HAECHAN
lock the doors or
I may take a little
peeky
TAEYONG
I'm taking you to
church this
Sunday and you are
going to confess all
your sins to the priest.
4.50pm:
TEN
update: we got
our cat back 💘
TAEIL
a voice in my head
tells me I should be
concerned about jeno
YANGYANG
don't be.
he's okay :)
TAEIL
highly concerning.....
but I believe u
have a good day
yangyang ^^
YANGYANG
have a good day too
taeil :)
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