'Why'd she call you a bitch?'

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We're all sat on the couch, I'm sat with a plastic glass of wine because Sam doesn't trust me with glass while playing hide and seek. I top up my glass which is already making me a little giddy
"What's up guys welcome back to my channel today I'm joined with all these guys and we are going to be playing blindfolded hide and seek. I have a nerf gun here filled with bullets so if I shoot you, you are out. I'm going to leave the apartment and wait 5 minutes, in that time you need to hide and then I will come and find you. You can hide anywhere in this apartment and you can only switch your hiding spot 1 time. Got it?"
We all shout yes and watch Sam leave the room
"Baby where shall we hide?" Colby asks pulling me off the couch
"I dunno maybe the bathroom, in the corner?"
"Ok let's go" I pick up the plastic glass and the bottle of wine and we head into the bathroom turning off the lights as we go in.
Colby stands on the bathroom counter top while I stand in the corner of the bath. Kevin walks in and asks if he can hide with us. Colby gets out his phone
"Ok guys Talia, Kevin and I are hiding in the bathroom"
"We're plotting what to do" Kevin starts "Talia is going to throw this brush in the other room and Colbys going to flush the toilet then we're gonna run out"
"Why am I kinda scared to get caught?" I laugh causing the others to laugh along with me "also if one of us falls were gonna hurt ourselves real bad"
"Then don't fall, simple"
"Oh gee thanks Kevin didn't think of that one"
"Shhhh guys 5 minutes is up he'll be walking through the door any minute" Colby whispers.

A few seconds later we hear a knock then the door open then shuts
"Ready or not here I come" we hear Sam shout. For a while we just hear shuffling and Sam talking to the camera and walking into things which is making it hard not to laugh
"Ahhhh" we hear either Cassie or Tara yell
"I got someone, yes" Sam yells and I can just imagine how happy he looks "oh god someone didn't want me to come in here" again he just starts talking to himself. He ends up finding Jake and walks into his bedroom. I go to take a sip of wine when I accidentally drop the plastic glass spraying red wine all over me and Kevin
'Shit' I mouth as the boys look at me
"I heard something over here" I hear Sam say walking towards the bathroom. He feels around and finds Colby
"Damn it" he says as Sam shoots him. 'Sorry' I mouth to Colby as he gets down
"Is someone taking a shower?" Sam asks as he feels around. I'm doing my best to hide my laughs. I throw the brush and Sam closes the door
"Your trapped, someone threw something" Kevin quickly gets my attention and mouths 'I'll get caught you hid somewhere else' I nod and Kevin moves getting caught
"God damn it you got me" Kevin and I get down at the same time so if I was to make noise Sam would just think it was Kevin. Colby takes my hand so I don't slip on the wine I spilt. They open the door and I walk out with them to the couch
"You got caught?" Cassie says the boys say yes but I shake my head
"She's changing spots" Colby whispers and helps me up on to the kitchen counter. I watch Sam walk in and out of the rooms finding the others.

I'm now the last one to be caught. Sam walks into the kitchen practically in front of me and I'm doing my best not to laugh
"Ok where's Talia?"
"Ok all I'm saying is your close" Jake says. Sam moves his hands on the counter top and puts his hand on my foot. He then shoots my foot and I let out a laugh I've been holding in. Sam takes off his blind fold
"What? I checked here why is there wine all down you"
"I switched spots" I carry on laughing "and. Dropped. My. Wine." I say crouching becuse my stomach hurts so much
"Where were you before?"
"In. Bath. Room"
"She hid with Kevin and I. When we got caught we helped her out"
"You sneaky perra"
"Wait what did you call her?" Colby asks looking as confused
"Bro chill" Sam says as if he thinks Colbys annoyed. This just makes me laugh more. I collapse on the counter top wiping the tears from my eyes then holding my stomach
"Oh. My. God. This is hilarious"
"What did you call Talia?" Sam looks at me confused
"A bitch?" Sam says kinda scared as if Colbys going to shout at him but he just gasps
"So you called me a bitch earlier?" Colby looks at me
"I'm so confused" Kat says
"Why'd she call you a bitch?" Kevin asks also confused to why I'm laughing so much
"Damn Talia I think you've had enough wine" Jake says
"No it's not the wine" I calm myself down "Earlier Colby said he loved it when I spoke to him in Spanish. I said, Colby es una pequeña perra que llora cuando deja caer su comida al suelo. He knows that es una pequeña means is a little but didn't and still doesn't know the rest, but Sams just told him what perra means"
"If I find out what it means without using google by tomorrow we can take her to her next haunted location as soon as we want"
"Damn well I'm in" Sam says
"Same. Corey?" Jake asks
"Hell yeah I'm in"
"So does anyone one else know what she said?" Colby asks
"Talia say it again" Kevin asks
"Colby es una pequeña perra que llora cuando deja caer su comida al suelo "Colby is a little bitch who cries when he drops food on the floor)
"Well que means who right?" Kat asks
"Correct"
"So so far you know Colby is a little bitch who..." Corey says trying to think
"Text Franny she'll know" Sam says
"No that's cheating"
"No it's not you said I can't use google. Franny isn't google"
"Fine go ahead" I sigh. Colby texts Franny, we wait for a little bit just chatting when I hear Colby gasp
"I do not cry when I drop food on the floor" I look at Kat and burst out laughing
"I. Oh god. You. It's just so funny because you think when I talk in Spanish it's sexy or whatever, but I could literally be bull shitting. Like I could say that you like to eat shit and you'd agree" this causes every to laugh
"Ok ok I get it but one day I'll be fluent then our kids with be bilingual" I stop laughing and look at Colby. Like yeah we've spoken about kids but he said that as if it was just a normal thing to say
"Our kids?" I question
"Well duh I ain't having kids with Sam. Sorry dude"
"Na your all good" my eyes start to water
"Ok definitely had to much wine. Come on it's late anyway let's get you into your bed"

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