Harry Potter One Shots

Flirty (Tonks)

In which Fred doesn't know when to stop with his flirty comments

Y/n POV:
"Lookie here, it's my favorite girl. How are you today peaches." Fred said walking into the kitchen.

"Fred, how many times have I told you. I'm too old for you." I shook at my head at his flirty comments.

"Age is nothing but a number." He grinned.

"George please keep your brother under control." I asked.

"Come on, Freddie, you'll get her sooner or later." George told him.

"You're not helping." I yelled in annoyance, they both laughed.

"Are you going to tell him, you're married to Tonks?" Sirius asked.

"Nah, I want to see his reaction when I'm with her. Plus, the comments aren't that bad. But don't tell Tonks I said that." I laughed. Sirius laughed before pretending to zip his mouth with his finger.

"Are you two planning on I having children?" He asked.

"We are, we're doing surrogacy. You are the first person I've told. Remus is the donor. He heard us talking about it a while ago and offered and we accepted. She's almost two months pregnant." I answered.

"Hey, your kid might be a metamorphmagus like your lover." Sirius said.

"Another reason to have Tonks to carry it to term. She wasn't opposed though, she really wants to carry the baby." I said.

"Have you picked out a name? Do you know the gender?" Sirius asked.

"Edward Remus Tonks for a boy. Tonks wants to call him Teddy. And for a girl, Jocelyn Andromeda Tonks. Josie for short." I answered.

"I heard the name of my godchild." Remus called before sitting down next to us.

"He's the godfather!" Sirius exclaimed.

"He's the donor. Sirius." I laughed.

"Well next time, you have a kid, I'll be the donor, I want to be the godfather." He said.

"I'll ask Tonks and see what she says." I grinned.

***

"Hello Harry!" I hugged him once we walked into the room. The two of us had a good brother-sister relationship. We told each other everything.

"Y/n!" He hugged me back. "You won't believe what happened."

"I know Harry, I know. It's okay though, you're safe and that's all that matters." I whispered. He and I started to catch up with Ron and Hermione.

"Y/n!" Fred apparated into the room, slinging an arm around my shoulder. Harry looked at us confused. He knew that Tonks and I were married and expecting.

"Merlin Fred! Give the girl a break." Hermione said.

"Whatever, let's go spy on the meeting." I grinned.

"Wait, you're an adult, why aren't you down there." Ginny asked.

"Mad-eye and Sirius and get mad at me about the suggestions I make, so I'm allowed to only go to one meeting per week." I admitted.

"What are your suggestions?" Ron asked.

"So we're talking about having a bigger weapon than you-know-who. And there are these weapons that muggle people use, they're called guns-" I started.