Conduct {Technoblade X Fem!Reader}

Welcome To Pogtopia

"Yo, pig boy! Heads up!" I say, tossing the cape in Techno's direction

He swiftly turns around and moves his arms in order to catch his falling cape. Once he caught the cape, he draped it over his shoulders once again to put it back on.

"Thanks" He replied

"Yeah, no problem" I say, ringing my clothes to get rid of some of the water

There was no words exchanged in the moment, only the drips of water making contact with the stone floor.
Silence. It wasn't a bad sound, but not a good other either. Sometimes you wonder if you did or say something wrong in the moment, but other times it could be because no one knows what to say.

Once I got my clothes damp enough, I turned to the direction of Techno who was just standing there staring at me.

"...Whats up?" I question

"Your new outfit surprised me is all..." He replied

"What? Does it not suit me? Is it not good?" I questioned "At least I'm not the one trying to imitate royalty, lol"

"To tell you the truth, I am pretty much a king" He says

"Of what? I've been told you're the 'Blood God', but I've never heard of you being royalty" I point out

"I'm the king of potatoes" He says

"...what?" I say in confusion

Is this dude serious..?

"I have potato farms all over the place..!!! My main one being far away, but the second one i'm semi proud with is at Pogtopia" He says

"...Are- are you seriously flaunting potatoes..?" I asked again

This dude can't be serious. He's calling himself the potato king... That sounds like a waste of life...

"My reasons for no longer sleeping, my reasons for never being in actual conflict... is all because of my potatoes" Techno says

"Now I want to see this potato farm of yours..." I mutter

"If I did show you-- actually... Now to think of it... Maybe they will let you in... How about we head over to Pogtopia now?" He asks

"What about Philza?" I asked, eyeing up the room we all were sleeping in only a few hours ago

The manz been sleeping all this time, when me and Techno were out, while I was out- he hasn't woken up yet- and it's slightly worrying since this is a very echoey room, and I thought the rebound of our voices would of woken Philza up.

"Eh, he's still sleep deprived. He'll be out for a while longer" Techno mutters, walking towards the exit "Follow me"

Bruh- I got back not that long ago-

Regardless, I followed the pink male out of his base and we walked through the forests once again.
Seriously- why isn't there paths? I swear to god, you can get lost in these forests so easily if you aren't paying attention- you'd be living out here for months if you ever got lost...
And- I'm not so familiar with these woods, I just go in one direction and hope for the best... So I'm lucking to have Techno showing me the way.

"So... Did you look a little longer to get back than I thought you would... Did something happen?" Techno suddenly asks

"Hmm? Uhh, well- kinda..?" I said "After I got my clothes I ran into George, Sapnap and Dream before I left"

"Did they do anything weird?" He asks

"Uhhh..." I trail off

Does what they did really count as weird? Teasing the hell out of me, Dream speaking in a way that mislead what actually happen... like- seriously. He was there for that? What isn't he here for???