{Josie meets academic decathlon}

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Present day

"Miss Smith, I'm glad you decided to join us.", Mr Harrington says, "Everyone should be here soon. Just take a seat and wait."

Josie nods and sits down on one of the seats at the side of the room, when her phone buzzes.

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Hydra's Hoes

M.C Hammer:
Lady Joselyn, how do I work the machine of cleansing?

Me:
With the on button
Duh
Also don't you mean the washing machine
Or are you talking about the shower

Iron Dad:
Thor, is this really a group chat problem?
Just text Josie
We don't all need to hear about it

M.C Hammer:
How did the Man of Metal join this conversation?
I thought I was only texting Joselyn.

Me:
*Josie*

Iron Dad:
This is the group chat Thor

M.C Hammer:
Can somebody just help me with this machine?

America's Ass:
Even I know how to work the washing machine

Bird Brain 1:
I don't

Me:
Yeah, Clint, we can tell
I don't think you know how to work the shower either

Bird Brain 1:
Not funny.

America's Ass:
Guys, about the group chat name
I don't wike it
Autocorrect, sorry
I don't like it

Me:
It's funny
Also
YOU KNOW WHAT AUTOCORRECT IS?!?!?
I guess Tony Stark isn't the only tech genius on the Avengers

America's Ass:
I wasn't born yesterday, obviously I know what autocorrect is

Me:
We know you weren't born yesterday
You were born about 100 years ago
You remind us constantly

Iron Dad:
Joy, aren't you supposed to be at nerd club?

Me:
Academic decathlon
I am there

Iron Dad:
Well then get off your phone and do nerd things!

Bird Brain 2:
Make some nerd friends!
Don't get bullied!

Me:
Shut up Sam
You probably got bullied at school

Bird Brain 2:
Don't bring up traumatic memories

Ginger Ninja:
Would you two stop arguing like teenage girls?

Me:
I am a teenage girl...

Bird Brain 2:
Same

Me:
Zip it
Don't you have to go play just dance with bucky or something like that

Wiener Soldier:
Mario Kart actually

Bug Boy:
Can you lot shut up
I'm trying to have a nap

Me:
It's 4pm Scott
Get out of bed

Bug Boy:
No

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