𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐀 , 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

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~Ranboo Pov ~

"why am I here?"

"I don't know I just wanted to go to a volleyball game with my bestie that's all" Iris nudged my shoulder,

"I've been in this gym enough of my life" I sighed,

"I just wanna make fun of your classmates"

"i guess" Iris leads me to the top of the bleachers on the side my school's fans are gathering at,

We watch the beginning of the game and critique the players moves (even though we barely had any experience with volleyball)

"remember when you would flirt with the other team to get them flustered?" Iris laughed at the memory, it was only a couple years ago, but felt a like a life time.

"yes—yes I do" I sunk my head in embarrassment.

"you should do it again" Iris smirked,

"what?"

"y'know—get those flirting skills back in gear" she chuckled,

"no—no why would I ever do that" I held out my hands in revolt.

"I will give you 10 dollars to walk over there and flirt with a player on the opposing team"

"im not even playing"

"20" Iris upped the price,

"the answer is no"

"100"

"I AM NOT GOING TO FLIRT—with anyone" I lowered my voice for bystanders,

"im going to get the other on this" Iris laughed as she pulled her phone out,

"yo what's up?" Ollie voice was coming out of the phone,

"how much money for Ranboo to flirt with an opposing player at this volleyball game"

"I should have never agreed to come with you" I pinched the bridge of my nose,

"uh—100 dollars" Ollie said with confidence,

"that's 200 dollars Ranboo, are you sure you want to give this up?" Iris nudged me,

"what are we talking about?" Quackity's voice now was heard,

"nothing, you can leave—" I warn Alex,

"how much money for Ranboo to flirt with someone"

"ALL MY MONEY—HAVE MY HOUSE" Quackity yells,

"how much money is that?" Iris winced,

"100 dollars" Alex says with satisfaction,

"ohhh 300 Ranboo" Iris announced, wiggling her shoulders.

"im not going to—"

"TOMMY ADD A HUNDRED DOLLARS TO RANBOO'S FLIRTING FUNDS" Ollie yelled as Tommy joined the call,

"flirting funds?" I whine,

"sure" Tommy enjoyed my pain.

"rich streamers these days" Iris laughed as I rolled my eyes,

"just say, aye you looking mighty fine in those tennis shorts" Tubbo said in a sarcastic-seductive voice,

"why would I say that—"

"for 400 dollars" Tubbo said, adding more money to the bet.

"im not going to do it—no money can make me"