𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐀 , 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

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~ Ranboo Pov ~

"HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP"

"calm down, what happened?" Iris sighed,

"WELL SHE JUST ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST AND—"

"my lord you need help" Ollie unmuted, signaling she was back at her house.

"YES THAT'S WHY I SAID HELP REPEATEDLY"

"jeez just ask how she's doing or something" Ollie shrugged,

"ok fine—fine I'll say that" i assured,

"progress people" Ollie clapped her hands, "Ranboo im gonna get you this girl if it's the last thing you do"

"im not gonna get a girl—"

"with my help you are, see im a master at this"

"you're literally dating Tommyinnit" Iris says blandly,

"ok Mr. Quackity simper" Ollie retorted,

"oh god she responded..." I trailed off,

"what'd she say, I need details Mr. Boo" Ollie snapped her fingers hurriedly.

"she said she's feeling snazzy because she made a new friend" I read of the screen,

"She says snazzy? That's hot" Ollie admired,

"aw wait she said its because she made a new friend?" Iris noticed,

"wait that's adorable, did she say anything else?" Ollie quizzed,

"she asked if she could classify as a friend" I spun in my chair slightly.

"mysterious time!" Ollie cheered,

"what is mysterious time?" I panic,

"just don't be a dry texter and we're all good" Iris informed,

"answer with—'it depends' or something" Ollie exclaimed, and I did as she said.

"what'd she say now?" Iris asks,

"she said im ominous" I smile,

"five minutes in and we're already flirting?" Iris bangs her table, "why don't I have this?"

"cough cough, you're too stubborn to actually tell Alex that you like him cough cough" I tease,

"oh shove off" Iris laughs,

"she also asked if there's a test to obtain the friendship" I note,

"SAY YES—BUT NOT ACTUALLY SAYING YES" Ollie blurts,

"how do I do that?"

"remember you need to stay ominous" Iris pointed out,

"what about 'now that you mention it" I propose,

"YES HE'S GETTING THE HANG OF IT" Ollie whoops,

"now a couple seconds after saying that, say yes, with a little smiley face or something" Ollie said giddily,

"gotta stay on brand" I chuckle, "she said she's invested"

"YES SHE'S INVESTED" Iris laughs,

"what do I do now?" I ponder,

"tell her there's no backing out, she needs to know what she's getting into" Ollie laughs.

"apparently im vague, yet intriguing" I brag,