𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐀 , 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

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Seven
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~ Ranboo Pov ~

"Ranboo how's your beloved volleyball girl?" Ollie asks,

"—we're just—chatting" I say slowly,

"he's too afraid to say talking so he says chatting" Iris scoffs,

"If Ranboo won't do it I can" Ollie slammed her desk, "Tommy can I leave you for volleyball girl?"

"it would be understandable because she's a woman, women are so, so much better" Tommy nods,

"have you told her about us, your wonderful, amazing friends?" Iris asks,

"a little bit yes"

"have you told her about my drug cartel?" Alex gasps,

"for numerous reasons—no"

"have you told her about how you get money from chopping down virtual trees?" Tubbo asked,

"not yet"

"yet? So you are gonna tell her? Signifying that you are planning the friendship to continue?" Ollie quizzes,

"—yes?" I answered slowly,

"im gonna mute real quick so I can fangirl without being annoying, because im just so happy" Ollie muttered before muting herself on the discord call.

"we need more girls in the mix" Niki smiles, "she plays Minecraft right?"

"mhm" I hum,

"she should eventually play with us, once she's comfortable with it" She suggests,

"tell her my ring fingers feeling real cold right now" Ollie unmutes,

"im sitting—right here" Tommy says lowly,

"I know Tommy it's just—Volleyball girl my beloved" She awes,

"I want to meet Volleyball girl because she's stealing my girlfriend" Tommy pouts,

"I would like to meet her too because she's stealing my platonic husband" Tubbo does the same.

"she's not stealing anyone guys" I scoff,

"oh she's stealing your heart that's for sure" Iris smiles,

"Iris you better be glad im not saying anything about your love life right now" I threaten,

"so your confirming volleyball girls a part of your love life?" Alex mentioned.

"no I am not"

"M'kay big man, sure thing" Tubbo scoffed doubtingly,

"im pretty sure she has a boyfriend" I noted,

"did she tell you that?" Tommy asked,

"no...she's just nice, and charismatic, and funny, it just seems like she'd have a boyfriend..." I trailed off, noticing everyone in the call had gone quiet.

"you do realize what you just did didn't you?" Quackity chuckled,

"no, no, no I didn't mean it like—" I stammered over my words as I held my head in my hands.

"Ranboo's simping" Iris muttered,

"Ranboo's simping" Tubbo repeated as the rest of the group audibly awed.

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~ Vee Pov ~

"How was school?" my parents greeted me,