𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐀 , 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

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Tw: weed

Iris set her head on the table, "Ollie if you die—"

"Ranboo wears the pink suit at my funeral, we've been over this"

"we've also been over you going to therapy, but you refuse"

"that's a different story" Ollie said as she poured the brownie contents into a pan in record time,

"How did you do that so fast" I questioned,

"I don't exactly know—I kinda just zoned out I guess..." she trailed off,

"So you're telling me you're gonna make these brownies—bring them to my apartment—and eat them there?" Iris asked,

"Unless you want me to eat them here" Ollie shrugged,

"Im only tolerating this because im such a nice person" Iris mumbled,

"Thank you!" Ollie gleamed, "Iris is such a nice person, everyone should love Iris, Iris for president"

"Iris for president!" Big Q cheered,

"Yeah whatever" she rolled her eyes, "Hurry up and finish making your pot brownies"

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"If you're eating these here we're staying the night here" Iris said as we walked into her apartment.

"Okay!" Ollie smiled, "Have I reminded you how much I love you?"

"Many times, my ego is fueling by the minute"

"wonderful" The teen set the pan of brownies on Iris' kitchen island.

"So Bonnie and Clyde what are your plans for tonight?" Ranboo watches as the couple shares a piece of the dessert.

"Commit many crimes" Tommy said sarcastically,

"You could get content with that" Ranboo mentioned,

"Tommyinnit makes Committing Arson 1000% Funnier" I laughed, "So many new subs!"

"Vee I should hire you as my manager" Ollie thought out loud,

"What would I do as your manager?" I ponder,

"Um—probably like...manage things?"

"Sounds good" I shrug,

"you're hired." Ollie affirmed.

"Pog!"

"you've been spending way too much time with us Vee, you just said pog" Ranboo laughed.

"I guess I did"

"One of us, one of us, one of us" Tommy chanted lowly, and the group crumbled into laughter.

"Oh by the way don't feel like you guys have to eat the brownies" Ollie mentioned, "im no peer pressurizer"

"Look at you Ollie, such a role model" Big Q clapped,

"Im just saying that I don't wanna be that one person who expects people to get high with them" She explained, "but yeah I guess I am pretty cool and amazing and Poggers and amazing"

"So true" Tommy agreed.

"No but seriously don't feel pressured" Ollie shrugged, "I wouldn't wanna put any of you in that position"