I sat in my couch an hour later waiting for my mom to stop talking to Max. She is way too interested in him. Oh my gosh what if max leaves me for my mom and then my mom and my dad get a divorce and then Max wll be my dad! That would be so weird. And gross.
After my Mom finally shut up and let max go, he comes to me to say his goodbyes. I would kiss him but my mom is staring and shes making me uncomfortable so maybe later.
"Bye" I hug him
"Bye" he smiles "See you tomorrow"
"See you tomorrow"
He walks to his car, waves one last time and drives off.
I turn around to see my mom with a huge smile on her face.
"Oh i just love Max" she sighs
"you do?" I ask
"well whats not to like about him? Ive always wanted a friend like him" she says
"what do you mean" i ask
"A BGF" she says
"Mom, do you know what BGF stands for?" i ask
"well duh, im hip. GAY BEST FRIEND!"
oh. my gosh.
"mom!" i say
"what?!"
"max isnt gay!"
"WHAT?!"
"Why would you think that?" i start to smile
"well i dont know, he just has a quality" she answers
"No he doesnt. You are litteraly the only person who has ever thought that Max was gay."
"shit" she whispers
"what" i ask
"well, i gave him this whole speech about how times will be rough for him but that i will always accept him for who he is and that i love him like a son and that we can go shopping together whenever he feels lonely"
"MOM!" i say
"well how was i supposed to know he wasnt gay!"
"oh my gosh mother.... hes never going to want to come over ever again"
"Thats what you get for sneaking a boy in" she says
"you were fine with it before.." i say
"well thats because i thought he likes male genitals"
"ew mom. dont say that"
"sorry"
"you know me and Max are dating right?"
"well now i do" she says "but your grounded for sneaking a guy in and making the poor thing squish in your closet. No laptop for a month"
"yea yea ok" i said accepting my punishment
after a few moments of silence my mom says
"you werent lying about the virgin thing right?"
"no mom. Still a virgin" i laugh
"good" she smiles
She kisses me goodnight and I go upstairs to dream about either Max or Robert Downey jr. I'd be fine with either one.
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Love that feller teller: A Miles teller fan fiction
FanfictionNaomi's best friend is miles teller. He's the peanut butter to her jelly. They understand each other like no one else does. They're the perfect match. All Naomi needs to do is leave the friend zone.
