𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝘼𝙐 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨!! ⋆｡°✩ //request closed// finished

Underswap sans x Straightforward! Reader

(also cringy, basically all my first oneshots are pretty cringy and lack common sense

Obviously not my art

Third POV
You fell into the underground after Chara one week after they fell. You and Chara had met eachother as well as Papyrus, and after learning you had nowhere to go he offered you to stay at his house, obviously not before he threatened that if you hurt his brother, you'll have a bad time. Literally scaring the crap out of you. At this moment, the three (Papyrus, Chara and you) are now at the entrance of his house. You may or may not have barfed somewhere in the snow when nobody was looking. Not you're fault if the "shortcut" was making you dizzy.
CRASH! BOOM! BANG!
"What the-"
YOUR POV
"Heh, looks like he's at it again," Said the Cheeto (I had to). I raised an eyebrow at this statement, does this usually happen? The door slowly opened to reveal...
The. Most. Adorable. Living. Being. In. Existence.
I don't know if I seemed weird but that didn't matter... I full-on hugged that cutie. I mean... do you blame me?! Just look at his cute lil' blue bandana, the blue boots, the cute armor, the shoulder pads, and those adorable eye lights.
"Human? Oh...OH, A HUMAN! PAPY ARE YOU SEEING THIS! THERE IS A HUMAN! AND IT SEEMS THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN A LIKING TO ME! FINALLY, I CAN BE PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD! MWE HE HE HE!"
"Sure thing bro, but how about we let'em stay, at our house? I'm sure they would love to have some of your tacos" Suddenly his eye lights turned to Literal. Stars. "WHY OF COURSE! I, THE GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT SANS SHALL SERVE YOU THE BEST TACOS EVER MADE. MWE HEHEHEHE!" Me, who was still clinging on to the blueberry, stood up properly put both hands on his cheekbones, basically cupping his cheeks in my hands, and said: "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again" (I'm sorry, I suck at pick up lines). I am a pretty honest person so technically if I had something on my mind I would say so.

THIRD PERSON POV
Blue blush erupted on Sans's face as he started fiddling with the ends of his bandana. You could also hear Chara snickering in the background. "Uum, w-well h-human, it was t-to be expected of c-course...........anyways ONTO MY MAGNIFICENT TACOS" He stuttered out the first part but he quickly changed the subject and dashed to what-you-think-is the kitchen, Chara following behind him. Leaving you and Papyrus in the entrance as you followed him to the living room. "Hey kid, if I find you hurting my bro because you were messing with his feelings then you'll have a-
"Bad time? Yeah yeah, I know. However, I find it truly offensive that YOU think that I would even think about that, if you may-" you cut yourself off and with your newfound confidence pulling a LARGE blackboard out of literally nowhere. "How the fu-" "As I was saying..." you start writing on the chalkboard with a piece of chalk that somehow magically appeared in your hand, drawing a berry kawaii blueberry. "If I were to ever such as hurt THIS-" you point at your drawing of blueberry "or have even the slightest intention or thought about that, I would literally commit suicide and......" and so you started to explain the millions of reasons why you would never do that, and it came to the point were Papyrus told you that he believed you and that you need to shut the f*ck up. Ouch, but at least he got your point. Okay, maybe you sounded a tiny bit obsessed but you just hated it when people just started assuming things about you and your intentions. You were snapped out of your thoughts when you heard a loud booming voice from the kitchen. "MY TACOS ARE READY"
Well to say the least they were definitely peculiar. But the taste was repugnant although for once in your life you decided to keep your thoughts to yourself upon seeing the excited face of the smol skele.

TEMSKIP ( mah first tem using it)
It had been about 2 weeks that you met Blueberry (or sans) and honestly your feelings for him just grew. You never tried to hide it though, and Blueberry never actually rejected you and it definitely seemed like he enjoyed the attention. Sure, by now you would have probably asked him to be his girlfriend or something but you wanted him to be the one to do it. Anyways at the moment you were watching Napstaton with Blueberry on the couch after forcing him to get a day off. He really needed it. You decide to take advantage of this situation and take his skull and lay it on your lap, after pecking his forehead. "H-human?" He said in a surprisingly calm and soothing tone while looking up to your face with a very noticeable blue hue covering his skull. "Yes Sans?" He sits up on his knees, while still being on your lap and shifting towards you so that you two are now face to face. "Can I... "he starts "yeaaaaa?" Your heart beats in anticipation "Kissyouplease?" You blink "You need to calm down, Blue, you're words are all jumbled up" With a sigh, he takes the collar of your top and clashes his teeth against your lips. After pulling back he declared: "HUMAN, I MEAN (Y/N), I HAVE OFFICIALLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU AND WANT YOU TO BECOME MY g-girlfriend"
The last part came out more quietly as he once again flushed a cyan blue. You had also had a little blush of your own. You were at a loss for words and immediately went in for another kiss. You both were so caught up in the moment that you didn't realize the door opening and the sound of Papyrus's footsteps coming to a halt right behind the couch, nor the sound of the clicking of when you take a picture, until-"Get a room you two, heh" You both looked up to see Papyrus's smug shit-eating grin with a phone in his hand and the small clicking sound coming from the phone. "The look on your faces! This one is going to monstergram" Needless to say today was the best day ever and probably the worst for Papyrus, maybe Blueberry should have gone a little more easy on him, but eh- He definitely deserved it.

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This chapter is so flipping long, and probably super boring too.
It took me a moment to realize how corny this thing is. But come on, this is like the second oneshot I ever wrote so yea-QwQ