𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝘼𝙐 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨!! ⋆｡°✩ //request closed// finished

Ds!Dream x memesquad!reader

Requested by : Emeraldgaze21

Okay, lemme just make a small resume of the reader:

-Magically ended up with the Meme squad;

-Steals food to give to poor children or people in general;

-Adores disturbing Dream when he's working in his office;

-Somehow, by some miracle never got caught;

-Doesn't actually enjoy pranks;

-Has an immense affinity for litchi sorbet (Sorry if u actually don't)

-Likes to tease and annoy people but actually has a good heart;

-So basically you have Ds! Blue's personality but not manipulative and WAY nicer;

-Also wants the Author to stop writing useless intro's for no reason

okay, letz go-

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"Wassup, nice cream man? Can I have a small-sized sorbet , litchi-flavored, please"
You asked, almost like you have repeatedly said the same sentence every day.
Which you totally didn't, since you totally don't eat litchi sorbet every day...
Ha.
He hands you your ice cream then adds:
"You're probably not going to pay your tab again are you?"
"Hehe, you know me too well"
You said, smirking
You then proceeded to make your way to the JR.
It had always been a mystery on how the hell you were able to break into Dream's office and almost every day, even when they had specifically put many locks, chains and security alarms on the window. They even went as far as replacing the window with steel, which did end up as a challenge but the good thing was that Dream was so focused on the window that he forgot that there was a door literally leading directly to his office.
So either way, you managed, as usual, to get into Dream's office and you saw him carefully signing papers with large eye bags and a cup of coffee which was probably his 10th cup until now.
"Heya Dreamy! You look like a wreck today!"
You said, loudly
"Just shut up, I'm not in the mood to deal with your antics right now"
He answered, focused on his papers.
He didn't even bother to chase you since he was obviously too tired. You realized that and felt some sort of pity whenever you saw the immense stack of papers on his desk.
"No but seriously, you look like you need a lot of rest"
You asked, concerned for his well-being.
"Fortunately for me, I am, in no case, in need of sleep and either way I shall not listen to the words of a criminal"
He answered, about to take a sip from his coffee until you stopped him from drinking it.
"Did you know caffeine is some sort of drug?"
"Did you know I don't care?"
He was obviously too stubborn to admit he needed rest. You took a glance at the 1/4 eaten litchi in your hands.
"HmMmMm"
You took a spoon and scooped out a piece of ice cream while walking towards Dream' desk and putting the spoon next to his mouth.
"Say 'Aah'"

(I'm getting slight darling vibes and that's why I had to literally force myself to not put "darling")

"No. Leave instantly or I will not hesitate to call the guards right here, right now"
he ordered blankly, although upon closer inspection you could see a faint golden blush on his cheekbones.
"Come on, you should eat something instead of drinking coffee. It's really good, I promise!"
You replied, bringing the spoon closer to his non-existent lips.
"Leave."
He said blandly
"Nope! Not until you either sleep or take a spoon of my sorbet"
(Okay, this is getting boring-)
"I said leave!"
"But-"
He suddenly stood up from his chair and raised his voice.
"DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE?! JUST. F*CKING. LEAVE! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"
(That escalated quickly-)