𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝘼𝙐 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨!! ⋆｡°✩ //request closed// finished

Dreamswap! Blue x Reader

(Y/N) pov
Yay! Another day of another version of the reader getting lost! How exciting!
Why does the author like getting her characters lost again?
Probably because she's too dumb to come up with another scenario-
(Welp-
I'm literally roasting myself at this point)

Well, anyways-
Totally not because of the mushwoom lady (aka author)  I am stuck in a cell...
Why?
Because I made the unlucky encounters with the meme squad and the justice reign saw me talk to them and deemed me suspicious. They— for the first time—- managed to actually capture the whole meme squad, including me.
I wasn't even a criminal for god sake!
Usually I would be scared but after dealing with Blue's random kidnappings, I got used to it.
I am literally tied up to a lie detector-
It makes sense why they didn't use it on the meme squad since they don't technically have veins or a heart beat (they're not human in this) but I do. At least this way, it will be easier to prove my innocence in the matter.

"What's your name?"
Asked some bird looking guy, but I think he's Dream. Blue had talked a tiny bit about him, saying that he always likes to annoy him by flirting.
"Donald Trump, you?"
(Not meant as an insult or anything-)
Beeeeep!
Damn this thing is good, guess my theory is correct.
"Okay, my actual name is (Y/N) (L/N)."
I stated
"Do you work for the Meme Squad in any way?"
"Nope, I don't know their name, who they are or what the hell they ever did, actually today was the first time I ever met them"
Ding!
"Hm, you seem to be saying the truth"
Guess I'm finally out of here!
"But..."
Or not-
"You don't seem like someone who would come from this universe, where do you come from?"
Ah shizzle-
If I give away my location, they might figure out where Blue lives-
"Keep in mind that, there will be consequences for lying"
Well screw it-
"I live in a Outertale timeline"
Ding!
I mean-
I didn't even mention Blue so I'm good for now.
He seemed to be scribbling something down on his paperboard。
"May I ask how you got that scarf?"
He questionned.
"Hmm, you're right! It kind of looks like the copy of Blue's!"
Said a glitchy skeleton wearing round red glasses.
Oh mah god-
He's adorable. I think I'm going to kidnap him for real. 
But he's not as cute when you realize he just gave you away. Now that I notice though, the whole meme squad is in the cell next to me so we can easily see eachother from the metal bars.
Even Ink, Dream's second hand man is here standing beside his boss.
"Hehe, it's actually a gift from someone!"
Ding!
Well it wasn't a lie. You were cold and he gave you his scarf. Odd, because he literally never actually took it off.
"Who is that someone?"
"A skeleton"
He looked up.
"Be more specific"
"A Sans"
"Specific"
" Someone who is right behind you"
Okay, you definitely didn't say that...
The voice behind Dream said that.
And that was...
"BLUE, over here!"
His face morphed from an unusually creepy and dark one to one of joy.
"Ah! Sweetheart, there you are!"
He ran up to me, aggressively pushing Dream to the side, who tumbled down and he made his way to you. Catching everyone by surprise-
He hugged you tight.
Then-
To my surprise-
He slapped me right after.
That son of a bi-atch had the flipping audacity to slap me.
"Ouch- what was that for?!"
You exclaimed, offended and pouting.
"For making me worry too much, I was basically searching all around the multiverse for my sweet adorable girlfriend" he said, pinching my cheeks.
You blushed at his compliments and diverted your eyes.
The glitchy dude and Ink were somehow choking. And the grape looking dude was blinking at a rate of 1000/sec. Dream was still suffering on the floor because when Blue pushed him down his head hit the metal bar of the cage.
And Cross-
Just casually putting it on his list of ships.

"Oh my god! My scarf looks so adorable on you!"
He said as soon as he saw it on my neck.
"Nah, it looks better on you than me, I mean your name is Blue."
He just pinched my  harder cheeks in response.
"Owww, stop you're gonna rip my cheeks apart"
Harder.
"Okay, okay your clothing looks good on me!"
Beeep.
It was the sound of the lie detector.
As soon as Blue realized he had one of those evil smirks on him. Oh no...
"Do you love me?"
Is this bi-atch really asking that now?
"Yes Blue, I fu*ing adore you"
I answered, like I was stating the obvious.
Ding!
"But if you hurt me I'll tell the mushwoom lady that there's a special ingredient I'd like to put for her cake!"
Ding-
Awwww-
Blue, the flirt-master was actually blushing a soft baby blue.
"Damn-
Is it me or is Blue flustered?"
Said the Ink stain dude, that got a pretty good reaction out of everyone.
Guess Dream finally found the reason for Blue's absence and why he stopped flirting with him.
Not that he was complaining.
This was probably an godly miracle to him.
Wait-
Where did Cross get a phone from?
He just kept taking pictures and never stopped.
"Ink, kindly shut it."
Blue responded embarrassed.
"Like hell I'm missing this opportunity!"
"I will slit your non-existent throat"
Well it seems as if Ink got the message.

Blue turned back to me, and affectionate rubs my cheek and looks at me with a loving expression.
"Dream didn't hurt you, did he?"
"Nope"
Ding!
Thank god, it was the truth or else Dream's body would've been laying dead on the ground in a matter of a second.

I leaned my head towards the side of his face and planted a small kiss on his cheekbone, earning myself a great blue blush.
"O-okay, okay that's EnOuGh!!! L-let's go back to Outertale now! "
He demanded , flustered
You giggled as your chains were untied and you made your way to the portal Blue made.
"YOU'RE SAYING YOU GUYS LIVE TOGETHER-"
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Ze end~
Okok, I made a new oneshots book that was SUPPOSED to be short skits-
But my sorry butt went off and made each skit at least a thousand words-
I don't know how to make short stories-
And everytime my english teach tells me to write a random story from scratch with only 100-150.
Then I start planning my funeral.
('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)