One Direction One-Shots! BoyxBoy {BOOK CLOSED}

A Chat With Liam. (Fiction!) A/N

Hey guys! Thanks for the over ten thousand reads. You have all been amazing. And I appreciate it.

There will be a Ziam upload tonight, and tomorrow or Thursday a Zianourry smut one shot. ;)

But onto my whole point!

I was writing the Ziam one shot that should be up today, and it's a bit lemony. And I was thinking about what Liam would say if he read The Babysitter, Sex On Fire, and Baby Please Come Home(Ziam). And this is my interpretation on it.

~Chat With Li~

Jade: Hi Li!

Liam: (Nervous laughter) H-hi.

Jade: Oh Liam don't be so nervous. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanted to see your reaction to some of my one shots.

Liam: Oh. Okay. So erm what is a one shot exactly?

Jade: It's a short one chapter story.

Liam: Alright. Let's go!

Jade: Eep! Yay! Okay, how about you read this one. It's called The Babysitter.

Liam: Okay. It's not scary is it? I don't want nightmares..

Jade: No. Far fron it, love. Just read.

Liam: Okay. What is it about?

Jade: It's a LiLo AU.

Liam: Oh.. Well. Okay. But what's AU mean?

Jade: Alternate Universe. Now just read mate!

Liam: Alright. So this means we aren't in a band?

Jade: Oi! Bloody hell! Just read the damn thing.

Liam: Sorry! Okay.

~le reads The Babysitter~

Liam: Oh goodness. That was dirty. Why do you write that?

Jade: Because it's sexy and oh so cute.

Liam: But we have girlfriends. We aren't gay.

Jade: That's what makes it fun!

Liam: I will never be the same..

Jade: Oh calm down. Here read this one.

Liam: Oka- No! It says Sex On Fire! That's another dirty one!

Jade: Liam! Jeez! It's different! Just read it!

Liam: Why are you doing this to me?

~le reads Sex On Fire~

Liam: THAT WAS WORSE! You made us all gay!

Jade: Wasn't it cute?! :D

Liam: NO.

Jade: Whatever Li. You know you loved it.

Liam: No I didn't.

Jade: Fine. Just read this last one. It's a sweet one.

Liam: No it's gonna be dirty again. *Pouts*

Jade: please Li? *puppy dog eyes*

Liam: Fine!

Jade: Yay! I love you Li!

Liam: Yeah yeah.

~le reads Baby Please Come Home~

Liam: Girl what a mess you've made upon my innocence. No man in the world deserves this.

Jade: Hahaha. Stop it Liam. It wasn't that bad.

Liam: It legitimately was that bad. I never want to read that again.

Jade: Aw I'm sorry I ruined your innocence.

Liam: It's okay.

Jade: I love you Li.

Liam: Love you too.

Jade: Ah Liam loves me!! ❤❤

A/N so that was it! Lol and by the way. I'm thinking of doing a blog book. It will be open to any and every subject and I'll update ut every other day. So leave your comments below, on what you'd like for us to talk about and I'll blog about it haha. Thanks for reading! :D

Jade💙