One Direction One-Shots! BoyxBoy {BOOK CLOSED}

A Chat With LiLo! A/N (Fiction)

Hey guys! It's time for another addition of a chat with Liam. Only this time it's a chat with LiLo. Hehehe. Here we go!

~Chat with LiLo~

Liam: Hi Jade!

Jade: Hi Li! How are you babes?!

Liam: Hehehehehe good..

Jade: Oooohhh did my little Libear get some and live while he was young? ;D

Liam: Oh yeah. I went crazy, crazy, crazy, and I saw the sun.

Jade: AH! Oh em gee! Li! Who was it? Dani?

Liam: Nooo..

Jade: *GASP* Was it one of the boys?!

Liam: Yuuuupppp!

Jade: Eeep! Okay. Uhm Zaynie baby?

Liam: No. Hehehehehehe.

Jade: Harold? :D

Liam: No! Hehehehe.

Jade: Nialler?! XD

Liam: Noooo! Hahahaha!

Jade: Oh my gosh! You banged Paul?!

Liam: No! Ew! It was-.

Louis:SUUUPPPERMAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

Jade: AHHH OH MY GOD! You banged Louis!?

Liam: Hehehehe. More like he banged me.

Jade: Ahahahahahahaha!! Who knew Li would like to be dominated. Rawr Louis. ;}

Louis: Oh yeah, I'm a Bradford Bad Boy. ;)

Zayn: I DON'T EVEN SAY THAT ANYMORE!

Jade: Ah Zaynie! Oh wait- Shoo! You aren't supposed to be here! Go!

Zayn: Aww, but I love you..

Jade: Ohh, Zayn.

Harry: BABY I LOVED YOU FIRST!

Jade: Hazza?!

Harry: Yes. It's me.

Jade: You loved me first?

Harry: Yes..

Jade: HARRY I LOVE YOU TOO.

Louis: HEY! YOU TWO! STOP HAVING CURLY HAIR! This is a LiLo Chat. Go away!

Zayn: Hey Li. Vas Happenin' ;)

Louis: *yells in Zayn's ear* HE'S MINE!

Zayn: Ah okay! Fine! I'll leave! Come on Harreh!

Harry: Bye Jade. ❤

Jade: Bye Harry. ❤

Louis: MY GOLDFISH IS DEAD! 😭

Harry: I'll see you later Boo. ;)

Louis: You know it Harreh. ;p

Liam: What?!

Louis: THAT WAS NOTHING!

Liam: Jeez, okay.

Louis: Alright then.

Jade: Okayyy...

Liam: Louis? What are you doing?

Louis: Putting my hat on. What the hell's it look like?!

Liam: Okay.

Louis: *Puts hat on* *Pulls hat full of salt off* Oh god..

Jade+Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!XD

Louis: *Shakes Head*

Liam: Ah! Head and Shoulders please!

Harry: AH! GOT SALT IN MY EYE!

Louis: Haha weird.

Liam: Louis? Do you love me?

Louis: Of course Liam. Why would you even ask?

Liam: I heard what you said to Harry. It sounded like you two were going to fu-

Jade: FUDGE LAND! Let's keep it PG lads.

Niall: I want fudge!

Jade: Nialler we don't have fudge, baby.

Niall: But you said fudge land.. *pouts*

Jade: I'm sorry.

Louis: I would never fu- go to fudge land with Harry. I'm in love with you and allyour little things.

Liam: Oh Louis. I love you too. *hugs louis*

Jade+Zayn: WAHHHHH VAS SAPPENIN CUTENESS!! D'X

Harry: Jade!

Jade: HARRY!

Harry: I love you Jaderade.

Jade: Lol Harry how do you know my nickname? XD

Harry: I love you. I'm supposed to love an know all your little things.

Jade: Oh Harry! :'}

Harry: *hugs Jade*

Jade: Oh mah gawd. Your curls are so soft!

Harry: Hahahaha.

Louis: Alright! SHOUTOUT TO JADE! Good Chat!

A/N: lol that was a little hilarious. A little dramatic. A little sweet. And a lot of fun! Have a whole bunch up my sleeve for the next one! XD