a/n- when writing the whole thing I kinda got bored and wrote these as extras
yes it is over 2000 words of incorrect quotes yw besties
Monica: Am I straight?
Y/N: Nope. Not at all. Nada-
Monica: I meant my parking, Y/N
Y/N: Oh yeah of course
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Nat: You have to apologize to Clint
Y/N: Fine
Y/N: 'Unfuck you' or whatever
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Darcy: Y/N, why are you smiling?
Y/N: Can't I just smile if I want t-
Monica: Fury fell face-first in the parking lot, again
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Mars: How on earth do Fury and Y/N get out of these messes?
Monica: I dunno, I guess we'll see.
Darcy, correcting Monica: They don't get out of them, they make another mess, cancelling out the first mess.
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Nico: Hey, Y/N? Can I get some dating advice?
Y/N: My wife is dead, and even if she were alive- just because I had someone doesn't mean I know how I did it
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Y/N: Why are you all looking at me?
Sam:
Alex:
Y/N:IT WASN'T ME!
Nico:
Fury:
Monica:
even Hayward:
Y/N: Okay fine maybe it was my idea-
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Molly: I DO THINGS WHEN I WANT WHERE I WANT
Gert: I'll call Nico
Molly: pls don't-
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Satan: Hey so I bought your soul last month-
Y/N: No returns
Satan: no pls it's making me sad
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Alex to Chase: Don't do anything stupid
Y/N: You and I both know that's asking for too much from him
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Y/N: if you took a shot for every bad decision I made, how drunk would you be?
Molly: Sober :D
Mars: Tipsy
Nico: Drunk
Darcy: Wasted
Monica, sighing: The answer is dead, guys
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