Y/n Uchiha was the Youngest Sibling of Madara and Izuna. She was adopted by Madara after her parents died in the battle between the Senju and Uchiha Clans and her aunt later from a Sickness.
Later, after the two clans became allies, Y/n secretly...
"I don't get it. All I wanted was to go home and spend time with you. Now all of a sudden, we're being targeted."
"Hn."
"Like, don't you guys have anything else better to do? I didn't even like you in the first place! So mind your own business! Great! Now I'm rambling! Oi! Are you even listening?!"
"No. I stopped listening after the "we're being targeted" part. Knew you were gonna ramble so I tuned you out."
"Ugh!"
Y/n turned around and crossed her arms. She pouted until something came in mind. She turned her head over her shoulder and asked-
".....Did you and Hashirama marry yet?"
"Huh?! What kind of stupid question is that?! Of course NOT!" He yelled.
"Hey, I just assumed since you're both ALWAYS around each other."
"WHAT?!"
"Hey hey! It's ok. I understand. You like guys-"
"NO I DON'T-"
"But to be honest, I picture you to be a bottom so—"
"SHUT—"
"—and since men can't have children, I understand why there was no child and I couldn't be an aunt."
"I—"
"—shh. It's ok...it's ok." Y/n walked up to Madara and pulled him into a hug, gently caressing his hair as if to comfort him.
"What the F#*%..."
Tobirama,Hashirama and Izuna:
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Itama and Kawarama: *not knowing what Gay means*
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I'm sorry for these short chapters- I just wanted to add some funny stuff
