When Kwazii gets chased around the Octopod by a spider.
Online: I_Hate_Spiders, Screws&Bolts
I_Hate_Spiders: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Screws&Bolts: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
I_Hate_Spiders: TWEAK HELP THERE'S A SPIDER CHASING ME AROUND THE OCTOPOD
Screws&Bolts: really? send a pic
I_Hate_Spiders has posted a photo
Screws&Bolts: its not that big Kwazii
I_Hate_Spiders: ITS HUGE. AND MASSIVE. AND ITS CHASING ME!!!!!
Screws&Bolts: fiiiiine. ill come get it. but only because I'm tired of my phone beeping with ur texts.
I_Hate_Spiders: THANK YOU
I_Hate_Spiders: U CAUGHT IT
I_Hate_Spiders: HOW DID U DO THAT
Screws&Bolts: its not that hard
Screws&Bolts: you just get a cup and a piece of paper and then u trap it.
I_Hate_Spiders: how did it get here anyway? we're underwater
Screws&Bolts: spiders r mysterious creatures. they have their ways. :(
I_Hate_Spiders: thanks for getting it out :)
Screws&Bolts: no problem Kwazii :)
The_Captain has logged on
The_Captain: what was all that yelling?
Screws&Bolts: oh hey Cap. Kwazii got scared by a tiny spider that was "chasing" him
Screws&Bolts: please take note of the use of quotation marks around the word "chasing" :)
I_Hate_Spiders: IT WAS CHASING ME I SWEAR!!!!
Screws&Bolts: oh Kwazii it was not.
I_Hate_Spider: IT WAS
The_Captain: ok ok guys stop fighting!
The_Captain: is the spider gone now?
Screws&Bolts: yes
I_Hate_Spiders: yes (thank god)
The_Captain: good. and r u both ok?
Screws&Bolts: Kwazii is shaking like crazy, but yup, we're fine!
I_Hate_Spiders: I like how u didn't bother to ask me before u answered for both of us ;)
Screws&Bolts: well sorryyyyy
The_Captain: do u guys ever stop fighting?!
Screws&Bolts: nope!
I_Hate_Spiders: Tweak, btw, it WAS chasing me
Screws&Bolts: it was not
I_Hate_Spiders: it was
Screws&Bolts: was not
I_Hate_Spiders: IT WAS!
Screws&Bolts: IT WASN'T!
The_Captain: *sighs*
Someone explain why I get so much joy from writing about Kwazii and Tweak fighting? Tweak is my favourite character so there will be a lot of her in these stories!
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