When the Octonauts discuss random things they do.
Online: The_Captain, Screws&Bolts, I_Hate_Spiders, Pink_Camera, Good_as_New, JumpingJellyfish,
The_Captain: Dashi what did u find?
Pink_Camera: huh?
The_Captain: ur tail is wagging and that means ur excited about something
Pink_Camera: oh, it's nothing. I was just looking at the newest copy of National Seaographic
The_Captain: oh ok
Pink_Camera: STOP WAGGING
Pink_Camera: why am I talking to my tail? XD
Screws&Bolts: Kwazii talks to his tail all the time
I_Hate_Spiders: ...
Screws&Bolts: especially when he's scared, and it puffs up, and he doesn't want us to know that he's scared
Pink_Camera: lol
I_Hate_Spiders: yeah, well...
I_Hate_Spiders: Tweaks ears do weird things
Screws&Bolts: that's true
Screws&Bolts: they twist up when I'm scared, and a bunch of other random stuff as well
I_Hate_Spiders: and they twitch when she gets excited
Screws&Bolts: and go down when I'm upset
Pink_Camera: I will take note of this, for the next time u tell me ur ok but ur actually not
Screws&Bolts: hmph
Screws&Bolts: ima try do other things with my ears
Pink_Camera: lol
Screws&Bolts: ooh, that's new
Pink_Camera: what?
Screws&Bolts: they rolled up
Screws&Bolts: really tight
Screws&Bolts: and now I can't hear anything
Screws&Bolts: ima use this trick when Kwazii's blabbing about something I don't care about ;)
I_Hate_Spiders: HEY
The_Captain: me ears don't do anything :(
The_Captain: and my tail is too short to move at all :(
I_Hate_Spiders: yeah, but u do weird things with ur paws when ur upset
The_Captain: I do?
I_Hate_Spiders: yup
JumpingJellyfish: my paws get hot when I'm scared
Pink_Camera: that's kinda weird
Good_as_New: not as weird as my beak going orange when I'm excited
Screws&Bolts: ur beak's orange anyway
I_Hate_Spiders: nah, it's yellow
Screws&Bolts: is it?
Good_as_New: yeah
Screws&Bolts: oh, ok then
I_Hate_Spiders: my fur puffs up when I'm mad
Screws&Bolts: yes, it does. I've seen it many times
The_Captain: same
Pink_Camera: my ears flop when I'm sad
Pink_Camera: it's really weird
I_Hate_Spiders: ur ears r floppy anyway :/
Pink_Camera: they go FLOP FLOP FLOP when I'm sad, and do nothing when I'm... nothing
Screws&Bolts: lol
Pink_Camera: anyway, I'm going to hold my tail so it doesn't wag while I read the rest of my magazine
The_Captain: but it's cute when ur tail wags :)
Pink_Camera: ITS EMBARRASSING
Screws&Bolts: lol
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