In honour of Peso Appreciation Month (and Peso literally using a bandage to help anyone).
When Kwazii tries learning to wrap bandages to help Peso, but it doesn't go so well...
Online: AwesomePirate, BandageBoy
AwesomePirate: um - hey Peso...
BandageBoy: oh hello Kwazii I haven't seen you all day
AwesomePirate: me neither :P
BandageBoy: you haven't seen yourself all day? :/
AwesomePirate: no, I haven't seen you all day XD
BandageBoy: that makes more sense XD
BandageBoy: so what have you been doing that's kept you busy for multiple hours without fail?
ArcticAccordion has logged on
ArcticAccordion: for the record I've been trying to find something like that for years
AwesomePirate: oh hi Captain :S
ArcticAccordion: so what's this magical hobby that keeps Kwazii occupied?
ArcticAccordion: and how has no one told me it existed? ;)
BandageBoy: I'd like to know the same thing :/
AwesomePirate: um so
AwesomePirate: I kinda like
AwesomePirate: um
BandageBoy: what are you so ashamed of?
ArcticAccordion: oh god I hope he didn't commit any crimes
AwesomePirate: I'm kind of being held hostage right now-
BandageBoy: oh so someone else committed a crime :/
AwesomePirate: -by bandages :S
CarrotQueen has logged on
CarrotQueen: that he wrapped around himself in an attempt to learn to help Peso
ArcticAccordion: have you been here the whole time?? :/
CarrotQueen: yup ;)
AwesomePirate: she has magical powers that allow her to see all our messages without actually being online
CarrotQueen: it's because I started the system
CarrotQueen: so I can very easily hack into your chats with a simple push of a button ;)
BandageBoy: that would explain the anonymous person texting carrot emojis when I was talking to myself :P
AwesomePirate: anyway...
ArcticAccordion: let me get this straight. Kwazii tried to learn to wrap bandages so he could help Peso?
CarrotQueen: yes
ArcticAccordion: that's so sweet!!!! :) :) :)
BandageBoy: awwww
BandageBoy: I can teach you to bandage Kwazii :)
AwesomePirate: ...really?
BandageBoy: of course!
BandageBoy: you might have a bit of trouble because you have terrible hand-eye coordination, but we'll try! :D
AwesomePirate: yay! :D :D
AwesomePirate has logged off
BandageBoy has logged off
ArcticAccordion: I'm going to text Peso good luck trying to teach Kwazii things that require an amount of coordination and skill that he doesn't have XD
CarrotQueen: ok cool I'll come too XD
PinkPuppy has logged on
ClumsyOtter has logged on
PinkPuppy: wait no don't go!!
CarrotQueen: oh hey Dashi, hey Shellington :D
ClumsyOtter: what are you guys doing?
ArcticAccordion: Peso's trying to teach Kwazii-
PinkPuppy: oh god he broke something didn't he
ArcticAccordion: no that's not what I-
ClumsyOtter: he probably set something on fire :0
ArcticAccordion: no, guys-
PinkPuppy: we should run while we still can
ClumsyOtter: yep
ArcticAccordion: waaaaaait
PinkPuppy has logged off
ClumsyOtter has logged off
ArcticAccordion: oh well I tried :(
CarrotQueen: wait what was that about him breaking something? :0
CarrotQueen has logged off
ArcticAccordion: ...
ArcticAccordion: just me then? :S
ArcticAccordion: yeah I'm the only one here
ArcticAccordion: unless Tweak's stalking me :0
ArcticAccordion: ...hey tweak...
ArcticAccordion: ...don't you have some carrots to eat? :P
Later
Online: AwesomePirate, BandageBoy
BandageBoy: and then you just wrap it around... yeah like that!
BandageBoy: no not like that
AwesomePirate: like this?
BandageBoy: no the other way
BandageBoy: don't wrap it around yourself!
AwesomePirate: what's this, should I wrap it around this?
BandageBoy: no that's me
BandageBoy: wait
AwesomePirate: no I've got this
BandageBoy: aaand you bandaged us together :S
AwesomePirate: ...oops
ArcticAccordion has logged on
BandageBoy: we do not know how this happened :P
ArcticAccordion: what happened...
AwesomePirate: we're kinda being held together by bandages :S
ArcticAccordion: XD
ArcticAccordion: so the lesson didn't go so well? XD
BandageBoy: yeah, not great ;)
ArcticAccordion: do you need some help untying the bandages?
BandageBoy: if you don't mind
BandageBoy: I would do it, but it's kinda hard to untie bandages while they're tied around you
ArcticAccordion: XD ok I'm coming
I feel like this was more about the bandages than Peso. I owe you guys some actually good Peso content. And I was once again late to write this, and it's now Kwazii Appreciation Month, so look out for that hopefully next week!
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