When Tweak talks to her dad. Yes, I have noticed that Tweak is the main character in a lot of my stories. But she's my favourite, so I guess that's my excuse.
Online: CrunchyCarrots, SaySeaweed, TheKwaz, RangerMarsh
CrunchyCarrots: hi Pa!
RangerMarsh: hi Tweak!
CrunchyCarrots: I see you worked out how to use the OptoPhone ;)
RangerMarsh: I worked out how to text, but thats about it
SaySeaweed: hi Ranger Marsh!
RangerMarsh: I don't know who that is, but hi!
CrunchyCarrots: that's Dashi
RangerMarsh: I don't know who Dashi is
CrunchyCarrots: she's my best friend
RangerMarsh: ohhh the one you won't stop talking about
CrunchyCarrots: uh, yeah
SaySeaweed: lol
TheKwaz: hi I'm here too
CrunchyCarrots: leave
TheKwaz: no
RangerMarsh: I'm going to assume that's the one Tweak hates
TheKwaz: u hate me?
CrunchyCarrots: why is this a surprise to u?
TheKwaz: it's not to be honest
TheKwaz: I hate u too by the way
CrunchyCarrots: we both hate each other great now shut your mouth
TheKwaz: my mouth is shut. I'm texting u, not talking to u
CrunchyCarrots: UGH U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
TheKwaz: yeah, but nah
CrunchyCarrots: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
TheKwaz: fine
CrunchyCarrots: ok, now that we've got that out of the way...
CrunchyCarrots: did u like the thing I sent u Pa?
RangerMarsh: yeah, it's really cool
SaySeaweed: what thing?
RangerMarsh: Tweak keeps sending me random technology, which I then proceed to somehow lose or destroy
CrunchyCarrots: yes. accidentally.
SaySeaweed: lol
RangerMarsh: uh oh
RangerMarsh: I pressed something
RangerMarsh: the screen went dark
CrunchyCarrots: press the button at the top
RangerMarsh: which button at the top?
CrunchyCarrots: the one with a symbol of the sun on it
RangerMarsh: I don't see it
SaySeaweed: this is like teaching my grandma to use the TV remote XD
CrunchyCarrots: yeah lol
RangerMarsh: oh I found it
RangerMarsh: that's better
CrunchyCarrots: good job
SaySeaweed: Tweak, do u remember the time u ran out of carrots and cried for like, an hour? XD
CrunchyCarrots: hmmm, yes, I think I remember the tragedy of finishing all my carrots, and then having to wait TWO WHOLE WEEKS until the ones in the garden grew
RangerMarsh: once when Tweak was just a little bunny, I had to go help an alligator find her baby, and I left Tweak alone in my carrot garden, and when I came back, she had eaten them all
CrunchyCarrots: that happened more than once
SaySeaweed: Kwazii finds it very hard to understand why Tweak likes carrots
TheKwaz: that's true
TheKwaz: carrots r gross
CrunchyCarrots: UGH HOW DARE U
TheKwaz: u didn't like that game I was obsessed with, so I have the right to not like carrots
CrunchyCarrots: I played it for a little while, until I realised that it makes u do exercise accidentally, and I'm not down for that
TheKwaz: CARROTS R HEALTHY TOO
CrunchyCarrots: I thought u said they weren't healthy
TheKwaz: when did I say that?
CrunchyCarrots: when I couldn't be bothered getting out of bed so I just lay there eating carrots the entire day
TheKwaz: oh yeah
CrunchyCarrots: now shush I have better things to be doing than talking to really annoying cats
TheKwaz: I AM NOT ANNOYING
CrunchyCarrots: yeah u r
TheKwaz: I am not
CrunchyCarrots: u r
TheKwaz: am not
CrunchyCarrots: yes u r
TheKwaz: no I'm not
CrunchyCarrots: yes
TheKwaz: no
CrunchyCarrots: yes
TheKwaz: no
SaySeaweed: GUYS STOP FIGHTING
SaySeaweed: this happens at least once a day, and we usually have to physically pull them to different rooms so they don't kill each other
RangerMarsh: so they don't get along?
SaySeaweed: absolutely not
CrunchyCarrots: we get along fine!
TheKwaz: no we don't
CrunchyCarrots: yeah we do
TheKwaz: no we don't
CrunchyCarrots: I'm going on end this here, because I'm the mature one
TheKwaz: no ur not
CrunchyCarrots: yes I am
TheKwaz: no ur not
CrunchyCarrots: yes I am!
SaySeaweed: *sighs*
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