When the Octonauts play with Dashi's stuffed animals.
Online: Pink_Camera, Screws&Bolts, I_Hate_Spiders, Good_as_New, JumpingJellyfish, The_Captain
Pink_Camera: hey guys
Pink_Camera: wanna play with my stuffed animals with me?
Pink_Camera: yes I'm 5 years old, what about it?
Screws&Bolts: lol
Screws&Bolts: sure, I'll play
Good_as_New: me too
I_Hate_Spiders: I'll come so I can make fun of u guys for playing with stuffed animals
Pink_Camera: I have a pirate
I_Hate_Spiders: I'll come to play with stuffed animals
JumpingJellyfish: is it bad that I kinda wanna play too?
Screws&Bolts: if it is bad, then we can all be bad together
The_Captain: I'm coming to be part of your bad group
Pink_Camera: come to my room. I'll get all of my stuffed animals
I_Hate_Spiders: ur room's too pink. let's play in the HQ
Pink_Camera: but that means I have to drag them all through a gazillion OctoChutes and ladders and stuff
Screws&Bolts: well sorry the Octopod has to be big
Pink_Camera: geez I didn't mean it like that. I meant that Kwazii's suggestion is impractical
Screws&Bolts: oh ok
I_Hate_Spiders: well sorry I hate pink
The_Captain: u guys have so much in common and u don't even realise it XD
Screws&Bolts: I am nothing like Kwazii!
I_Hate_Spiders: and I'm nothing like Tweak!
Pink_Camera: right... ;)
The_Captain: ur practically the same person XD
Screws&Bolts: no. we're. not.
I_Hate_Spiders: she's. right.
Good_as_New: what have u started Captain? XD
Pink_Camera: a huge argument
The_Captain: ...I should have seen that coming o_o
Screws&Bolts: I am nothing like Kwazii! I fix things, Kwazii breaks things. I'm sensible, Kwazii is, well, Kwazii. I do useful things, Kwazii does nothing except drive unreasonably fast, and crash Gups
The_Captain: one of those is wrong. neither of u r very sensible
I_Hate_Spiders: I am very sensible. I know when something is not worth arguing about
Pink_Camera: *snort*
The_Captain: moving on...
Pink_Camera: oh, right, stuffed animals
Screws&Bolts: WOAAAAAAAAAAAH
Screws&Bolts: I just fell down and OctoChute while helping Dashi carry her stuffed animals to the HQ
Screws&Bolts: why couldn't I build stairs like a normal person?
I_Hate_Spiders: ur not a normal person
Screws&Bolts: normal people don't live underwater
Pink_Camera: so technically none of us r normal
The_Captain: I'm confused as to what classifies as "normal" :/
I_Hate_Spiders: stop talking like Inkling
The_Captain: ok
The_Captain: I've been trying out new vocabulary and it's not going so well
Screws&Bolts: we can see that
The_Captain: RUDE
Screws&Bolts: but accurate ;)
Pink_Camera: I finally got all my stuffed animals to the HQ :)
I_Hate_Spiders: I wanna see this pirate
Pink_Camera: here ya go
I_Hate_Spiders: ...that's what u call a pirate?!
I_Hate_Spiders: the only pirate-y thing about it is the eyepatch!
Screws&Bolts: the only thing pirate-y about you is ur eyepatch :/
I_Hate_Spiders: I would have a pirate hat if I didn't have to wear the stupid Octonauts one
Pink_Camera: oh yeah, it's hat got pulled off by a certain little sister when we were younger
Screws&Bolts: ohhh I can so see that happening XD
I_Hate_Spiders: Koshi pulled off the pirate's hat?!
Pink_Camera: yes
Pink_Camera: it was weird anyway
I_Hate_Spiders: pirate hats aren't weird
Screws&Bolts: they kinda r to be honest
JumpingJellyfish: r we gonna play with the stuffed animals or not?!
Pink_Camera: oh, right
Pink_Camera: some of them have super weird names, cos I named them when I was 5
I_Hate_Spiders: u kept ur barbies from when u were 5?!
Pink_Camera: not barbies, stuffed animals
Screws&Bolts: 🎶I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld🎶
Screws&Bolts: sorry, couldn't help myself ;)
Pink_Camera: I'm gonna have that stuck in my head for years
I_Hate_Spiders: maybe not that long...
Pink_Camera: YEARS, I SAY!!!
Screws&Bolts: ooh, ima make this rabbit kill the pirate ;)

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