When the Octonauts rank themselves based on their ages, and it gets a little out of hand. (Also I made up all the ages I don't know what they actually are)
Online: The_Captain, I_Hate_Spiders, Pink_Camera, Good_as_New, Screws&Bolts, Science_Sea_Otter
Pink_Camera: awwww
Pink_Camera: awwwwwww
Pink_Camera: awwwwww
Screws&Bolts: what r u doing?
Pink_Camera: I'm looking at our baby photos
I_Hate_Spiders: have u seen mine yet
Pink_Camera: not yet
I_Hate_Spiders: phew
Pink_Camera: oh here's one
Pink_Camera: AWWWWWWWWW
I_Hate_Spiders: oh god which one is it
Pink_Camera: ima post it
I_Hate_Spiders: DONT U DARE
Pink_Camera has posted a photo
Pink_Camera: I dared ;)
I_Hate_Spiders: BURN IT!!!!!!
Screws&Bolts: oh come on Kwazii, it's cute!
I_Hate_Spiders: I said BURN IT!!!!!!
Pink_Camera: I'm not burning any of them XD
Pink_Camera: OH MY GOD TWEAK
Pink_Camera: ITS SO CUTE IM DYING
Screws&Bolts: which one is it?
Pink_Camera has posted a photo
Pink_Camera: how old were u in that?
Screws&Bolts: uhh, I would have been about 3
Pink_Camera: lets rank each other from youngest to oldest
Good_as_New: I'm gonna go right out and say I'm the youngest
Screws&Bolts: yeah
Science_Sea_Otter: and I'm the second youngest
Pink_Camera: how old r u?
Science_Sea_Otter: 25
Pink_Camera: oh I'm 23. I'm second youngest
Screws&Bolts: so I'm third youngest
Screws&Bolts: I know Kwazii is older than me, so that makes me 4th youngest, or 4th oldest
Pink_Camera: lol
Pink_Camera: so then Kwazii is 3rd oldest, Captain is 2nd, and Inkling is the oldest
Screws&Bolts: now lets do it based on maturity ;)
The_Captain: this won't end well o_o
Screws&Bolts: Kwa -
The_Captain: don't say it Tweak
Screws&Bolts: Kwazii's the youngest
Screws&Bolts: HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHA I SAID IT
I_Hate_Spiders: OY!
I_Hate_Spiders: I WILL GET U BACK FOR THIS
Pink_Camera: moving on...
Pink_Camera: who the second youngest based on maturity
Screws&Bolts: ummm...
The_Captain: I think Tweak
The_Captain: sometimes
Screws&Bolts: OY!
The_Captain: I said sometimes
Screws&Bolts: hmph
The_Captain: see what I mean? ;)
Pink_Camera: kinda, yeah
Pink_Camera: next is probably Shellington
The_Captain: and then Dashi
Pink_Camera: I'll agree with that
Screws&Bolts: then the Captain and then Inkling
The_Captain: and then, umm
Pink_Camera: there's no one else
Pink_Camera: besides the Vegimals
Screws&Bolts: there's waaaay too many to count
Screws&Bolts: I've lived with them for almost 8 years and I still don't know all their names XD
Pink_Camera: same lol XD
Pink_Camera: ok, back to looking at baby photos
Screws&Bolts: wait for me!
I_Hate_Spiders: I'm coming too
I_Hate_Spiders: just to make sure u don't look at any of me
Pink_Camera: oh but they're cuuute
Pink_Camera: and we can look at the one u told me to burn
I_Hate_Spiders: BURN IT!!!!!!
Pink_Camera: oh look here's one of the Captain
The_Captain: add that to your burn pile XD
Pink_Camera: I will not
Pink_Camera: mwahahahaha
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