Octonauts Texting

63. Science Experiments

Based on a conversation I had with my best friend earlier today. I honestly have no idea what this story is. (Also, thank you! This book is #1 in professorinkling, and #2 in Shellington!)

Online: SaySeaweed, CrunchyCarrots

CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii: Captain I'm doing a science experiment 

CrunchyCarrots: Captain: don't blow anything up

SaySeaweed: HA

CrunchyCarrots: literally 

CrunchyCarrots: that happened 

SaySeaweed: woooow he really doesn't trust Kwazii

CrunchyCarrots: for a good reason 

CrunchyCarrots: he once tried to set a paper cup on fire just for the fun of it

SaySeaweed: hmmm yeah sounds like Kwazii

CrunchyCarrots: Captain yelled at him for not using common sense

SaySeaweed: lol

CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii: Captain can I light some stuff on fire?

CrunchyCarrots: Captain: no

CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii: what if I dump water on it?

Crunchy Carrots: Captain: no

SaySeaweed: how dumb is Kwazii exactly?

CrunchyCarrots: pretty dumb 

CrunchyCarrots: he then proceeded to light a tea bag on fire cos he thought it would fly

SaySeaweed: did it?

CrunchyCarrots: nope

CrunchyCarrots: it burned and made the kitchen smell like camomile tea for weeks

SaySeaweed: that's just sad

CrunchyCarrots: I lit a candle to make it smell better, but it was eucalyptus scented, so it ended up smelling like a Koala wrestling a camomile flower 

SaySeaweed: wooow

CrunchyCarrots: I'm currently spying on Kwazii

SaySeaweed: and how's that going?

CrunchyCarrots: pretty well actually 

CrunchyCarrots: he just asked Shellington if there are any cool science experiments that the Captain won't yell at him for doing

SaySeaweed: why is he so desperate to do a science experiment? XD

CrunchyCarrots: I think he just wants to blow something up 

SaySeaweed: tell him to put Mentos in Coke 

CrunchyCarrots: I don't think we have either of those

SaySeaweed: how can u not have mentos?!

CrunchyCarrots: Peso thinks they're too unhealthy 

SaySeaweed: understandable XD

CrunchyCarrots: Shellington is very suspicious of Kwazii

SaySeaweed: I would be too

CrunchyCarrots: oh no Shellington is helping Kwazii

SaySeaweed: should we be scared?

CrunchyCarrots: yes

CrunchyCarrots: very, very scared

SaySeaweed: ok

SaySeaweed: initiating scared mode

CrunchyCarrots: lol

CrunchyCarrots: Shellington thinks Kwazii wants to do science 

SaySeaweed: this won't end well

CrunchyCarrots: oh no he gave Kwazii test tubes RUUUUUUN

SaySeaweed: RUNNING

                                  FlappityFlippers has logged on 

FlappityFlippers: hi guys 

CrunchyCarrots: hi

SaySeaweed: hi

FlappityFlippers: whatcha doing?

CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii's doing science 

FlappityFlippers: ...oh no

CrunchyCarrots: oh yes

SaySeaweed: Tweak is spying on him 

CrunchyCarrots: OH NO HE'S MIXING THE TEST TUBES

CrunchyCarrots: EVERYBODY EVACUATE 

FlappityFlippers: should I be on standby?

SaySeaweed: definitely 

CrunchyCarrots 100%

FlappityFlippers: ok

                                   *Bang*

CrunchyCarrots: OWWWW MY EAAAAARS

SaySeaweed: the floor actually just vibrated 

FlappityFlippers: I fell off the stool I was standing on 

CrunchyCarrots: r u ok?

FlappityFlippers: yeah I'm fine 

FlappityFlippers: is anyone else hurt?

SaySeaweed: all good

CrunchyCarrots: me too. except for my ears, which I think just died for the second time today

SaySeaweed: what was the first?

CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii screeching while chasing after his ball of yarn 

FlappityFlippers: lol

                                    SuperStrength has logged on

SuperStrength: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE

CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii's doing science 

SuperStrength: I purposely told him not to 

CrunchyCarrots: and u expected him to listen to u?

SuperStrength: ...no not really

FlappityFlippers: why does he want to do science anyway?

SuperStrength: he wants to blow stuff up 

CrunchyCarrots: and he apparently thinks Shellington is an expert in blowing stuff up 

CrunchyCarrots: HOW IS SHELLINGTON FALLING FOR THIS 

CrunchyCarrots: KWAZII JUST WANTS TO MAKE MESS

SaySeaweed: yeah

SuperStrength: that's what Kwazii does best

SuperStrength: closely followed by being really really loud

CrunchyCarrots: oh no

CrunchyCarrots: Shellington gave him a matchbox

SaySeaweed: oh no...