When Dashi goes all out and asks everyone if they've heard the most iconic songs of all time. Oh, and Inkling tries to be current, but fails miserably.
Online: Screws&Bolts, Pink_Camera, I_Hate_Spiders, The_Captain, Books_Books
Screws&Bolts: guys Dashi just asked me if I've heard the song Shake it Off XD
I_Hate_Spiders: pfffffffft
Pink_Camera: have u though?
Screws&Bolts: I'm not clueless of course I've heard it
The_Captain: that song has something about it that make me really hate it...
I_Hate_Spiders: same
Pink_Camera: fine, have u guys heard Roar by Katy Perry?
Screws&Bolts: Dashi u do realise that these are probably the most iconic songs of all time, don't u?
Books_Books: I haven't heard either of those.
I_Hate_Spiders: seriously?!
Screws&Bolts: Inkling just listens to any old-time rock band u can imagine
The_Captain: it worries me that u know that...
Pink_Camera: I'm honestly surprised he worked out how to use Spotify XD
Books_Books: What's a Spotify?
I_Hate_Spiders: o_o
Books_Books: I just press on whichever buttons Tweak tells me to press.
Pink_Camera: lol
Books_Books: Am I doing a good job of being part of your younger generation?
Screws&Bolts: uhh... yes?
Books_Books: Oh good.
The_Captain: if Inkling is "old," and u guys r "young," then what am I?
I_Hate_Spiders: ur whatever's in between
Screws&Bolts: ur the "middle"
The_Captain: good, cos I don't wanna have to try to be "cool"
I_Hate_Spiders: lol
Pink_Camera: what other iconic songs r there?
Screws&Bolts: I honestly don't know XD
I_Hate_Spiders: there's that new one...
Pink_Camera: which new one?
I_Hate_Spiders: the one that practically blew up the internet
I_Hate_Spiders: something about driving
Pink_Camera: Drivers Licence?
I_Hate_Spiders: that's the one
Pink_Camera: it's by Olivia Rodrigo
Pink_Camera: it's the most popular song of 2020 and 2021
Screws&Bolts: this is apparently how life works now: singer: *posts new song* internet: *blows up* every single damn person in the entire world: ur not cool if u don't like this song
The_Captain: I hate all those stupid popular songs
Screws&Bolts: Dashi likes all of them
Pink_Camera: do u know them all?
Screws&Bolts: most. but I can't say I like any of them...
I_Hate_Spiders: I hate almost all of them
Pink_Camera: which ones do u like?
I_Hate_Spiders: ummm...
I_Hate_Spiders: I don't know...
Screws&Bolts: lol
Books_Books: I want to learn about these songs. I'm going to listen to them.
Pink_Camera: good luck with that prof
Books_Books: Which button do I press?
Screws&Bolts: the green one with black stripes
Books_Books: Thank you.
Books_Books has logged off
Pink_Camera: 🎶good for u, u look happy and healthy, not me, if u ever cared to ask🎶
Screws&Bolts: is that a TikTok?
Screws&Bolts: I sound so old. "is that a TikTok?"
I_Hate_Spiders: lol XD
Pink_Camera: nah, it's another popular song
Pink_Camera: it did go viral on TikTok tho
The_Captain: why do u even have TikTok?
Pink_Camera: cos I need to keep up with the trends
Screws&Bolts: I never kept up with trends and I turned out just fine
I_Hate_Spiders: no u didn't
Screws&Bolts: shut up Kwazii
I_Hate_Spiders: not the time for that. got it. sorry.
Pink_Camera: lol
Books_Books has logged on
Books_Books: I listened to two of the songs.
Screws&Bolts: which ones?
Books_Books: Shake it Off, and Roar.
Pink_Camera: and?
Books_Books: And what?
Pink_Camera: did u like them?
Books_Books: No.
Screws&Bolts: lol
Books_Books: I'll go back to listening to The Beetles. They make good music.
Pink_Camera: they really don't
Screws&Bolts: yeah, they suck
Books_Books: They were very popular where I grew up.
I_Hate_Spiders: only cos u grew up like 100 years ago '
Screws&Bolts: that makes no sense
I_Hate_Spiders: u make no sense
Screws&Bolts: it makes no sense why u said I make no sense
I_Hate_Spiders: it makes no sense why u said it makes no sense why I said u make no sense
Screws&Bolts: I'm going to end this conversation here
The_Captain: probably for the best XD
Don't come at me for not knowing any of these trends. I literally had to search up "random trends" and "popular songs" for this story! XD
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