This is a request from @schlattsson
Basically just a bunch of different scenarios with Barnacles being Dad™ to Kwazii and Peso.
I'm sorry this took so long, I have about 500 other works in progress that are my main priority right now! XD
Online: SuperStrength, FlappityFlippers
FlappityFlippers: why won't the bandage wrap around this rock
FlappityFlippers: it's a rock, how hard can it be
SuperStrength: uh... why are you bandaging a rock? :/
FlappityFlippers: oh hi Captain
FlappityFlippers: I'm practicing bandaging and I'm using a rock
SuperStrength: you can bandage at the speed of light, why do you need practice?
FlappityFlippers: practice isn't going to hurt anyone
SuperStrength: true
FlappityFlippers: and if I can't wrap a bandage around a rock, I must need more practice
SuperStrength: or maybe the rock is awkwardly shaped which is making it hard for the bandage to stay on?
FlappityFlippers: or that
FlappityFlippers: but I think the first option is more likely
SuperStrength: do you need some help?
FlappityFlippers: no offence Captain, but you can't wrap a simple Christmas present
SuperStrength: oh yeah XD
SuperStrength: I forgot about that XD
SuperStrength: maybe you should try practicing on something else?
SuperStrength: something less... round and smooth?
FlappityFlippers: that's a good idea
FlappityFlippers: thanks Dad!
SuperStrength: Awww
FlappityFlippers: sorry, I mean Captain :)
FlappityFlippers has logged off
SuperStrength: :)
Later
Online: FlappityFlippers, TheKwaz, CrunchyCarrots, JumpingJellyfish, SaySeaweed
FlappityFlippers: I just called the Captain Dad accidentally
TheKwaz: accidentally? ;)
FlappityFlippers: yes :P
SaySeaweed: remember the time we gave the Captain a Father's Day present?
TheKwaz: oh yeah, and he cried
CrunchyCarrots: that was adorable
JumpingJellyfish: it was like how the Vegimals give us all presents on Father/Mother's Day every year
FlappityFlippers: that makes my day every time
CrunchyCarrots: and they draw cute little pictures on the cards :)
SaySeaweed: I'm pretty sure we all cry when we see them :)
FlappityFlippers: good to know it's not just me XD
TheKwaz: you're all suckers, I just give them a hug and read them a pirate story
FlappityFlippers: do they not get scared by your pirate stories?
TheKwaz: they do, but it's fun :D
CrunchyCarrots: I'm playing Cats Love Cake while texting
CrunchyCarrots: I get intense satisfaction from watching orange cats get stabbed by giant spikes ;)
TheKwaz: ...ima just go then...
SaySeaweed: probably a good idea XD
Later
Online: SuperStrength, TheKwaz
TheKwaz: AVAST YE SCURVY DABBERLOCK!!!!!
TheKwaz: YOU GIVE ME BACK MY GUP OF MY FRIEND WILL HAVE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!!!
SuperStrength: um-
TheKwaz: TWEAK WILL BE VERY MAD
TheKwaz: YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE TWEAK MAD
SuperStrength: ...Kwazii? :/
TheKwaz: oh hey Captain :)
TheKwaz: I'm just trying to get the Gup B from the Dabberlock :)
SuperStrength: that's kelp :/
SuperStrength: like it was last time
SuperStrength: and the time before that :/
TheKwaz: I'm pretty sure it's a dabberlock, but ok, you believe what you want to believe
TheKwaz: ok you listen here dabberlock, give my Gup back right now.
SuperStrength: maybe try untangling the leaves? :/
SuperStrength: I mean the... arms? :/
TheKwaz: dabberlocks are very aggressive creatures, I'm not about it mess with it.
SuperStrength: ok... um... have fun getting the Gup from the dabberlock :/
SuperStrength: don't hurt yourself
TheKwaz: ok bye dad
TheKwaz: AVAAAAAAST YEEEEEE DABBERLOCK!!!!!
SuperStrength: :)
Later
Online: FlappityFlippers, SuperStrength
SuperStrength: Peso!
SuperStrength: Peso, get down from there!
FlappityFlippers: but I have to get the medicine!
SuperStrength: I'll get it for you
SuperStrength: I don't want you falling off the 4 chairs and box you're standing on
FlappityFlippers: I can do it
SuperStrength: yes, but I don't want you to get hurt
FlappityFlippers: I won't get hurt
SuperStrength: please get down Peso
FlappityFlippers: ...
FlappityFlippers: fine
SuperStrength: good boy
SuperStrength: now, I'll get the medicine for you
SuperStrength: which one is it?
FlappityFlippers: the one with the blue fish label on it
SuperStrength: this one?
FlappityFLippers: yeah
FlappityFlippers: thanks daddy :)
SuperStrength: no problem Peso :)
This is definitely not what you were hoping for, but I suck at writing fluff in texting format, so this is the best you're going to get! XD I have better fluff in my Octonauts Oneshots book, and I'm working on some more on that book. And I'm trying to make my chapters better, so that's why there are big gaps between updates recently. I'm trying to get better and update more frequently though.
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Octonauts Texting
FanfictionInspired by @isobeljones2000 OctoTexting, here is my own version. Tweak makes phones for all the Octonauts (even though they are on the same ship.) This will have absolutely no ships/pairings, because I do not ship any of the Octonauts. Also, this w...
