*Hands you this* Here take a really short and boring chapter cos I'm out of ideas.
Online: TheKwaz, CrunchyCarrots
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii help I'm lost :P
TheKwaz: lost? :/
TheKwaz: in the Octopod? :/
CrunchyCarrots: ...yes
TheKwaz: the one you designed, built, and lived in for years...? :/
CrunchyCarrots: that's the one :S
TheKwaz: I honestly don't know how that happened but ok
CrunchyCarrots: I'm kidding, I'm lost outside
CrunchyCarrots: and I may or may not be inside a whale shark, but I can't be sure :P
TheKwaz: join the club
CrunchyCarrots: are you in a whale shark aswell?
TheKwaz: you say that like it's an everyday experience XD
TheKwaz: no, I'm not, I'm in my pod taking a quiz to find out what kind of pizza I am
CrunchyCarrots: if I had a dollar for every time I took that quiz, I'd have enough to just buy a damn pizza :/
TheKwaz: same, honestly
CrunchyCarrots: lol
CrunchyCarrots: anyway so I need to figure out where the heck I am
TheKwaz: ask Dashi
CrunchyCarrots: Dashi's not here
TheKwaz: so find her
CrunchyCarrots: I can't, I'm lost :S
TheKwaz: so get unlost
CrunchyCarrots: I can't, I don't know where I am
TheKwaz: so find out where you are
CrunchyCarrots: I can't, -
SaySeaweed has logged on
TheKwaz: oh look I found Dashi :/
SaySeaweed: hey guys
CrunchyCarrots: Dashi!!!! :D :D
SaySeaweed: hey Tweaky :D
CrunchyCarrots: I'm lost and Kwazii's no help
SaySeaweed: ok... where are you?
CrunchyCarrots: I don't know, that's the point :/
SaySeaweed: oh, right.
CrunchyCarrots: I think I'm in a whale shark, but I'm not sure
SaySeaweed: figure out if you're in a whale shark
SaySeaweed: it's not that hard
CrunchyCarrots: says the girl who swam into a whale shark thinking it was a cave, after spending 6 years cave diving with a professional cave diver :/
SaySeaweed: shut up
SaySeaweed: I was younger then
CrunchyCarrots: by 4 years
SaySeaweed: well... I lost my bracelet
CrunchyCarrots: ...ok?
CrunchyCarrots: I'm not sure I understand the connection, but alright :/
CrunchyCarrots: anyway, I figured out that I'm not in a whale shark, just a really dark cave
CrunchyCarrots: and I'm kinda freaking out cos I don't know where I am or how to get out so pls help me
SaySeaweed: can you see a light?
CrunchyCarrots: no, if I could see one I would have gone to it and swam out :/
SaySeaweed: I'll use the tracker to find out where you are
CrunchyCarrots: ok pls hurry
CrunchyCarrots: ...
CrunchyCarrots: so Kwaz, how's that pizza test going? :P
TheKwaz: I'm on question 18 of 37
CrunchyCarrots: geez, how many questions does it take to find out which pizza you are :S
TheKwaz: too many
CrunchyCarrots: just do one of those crappy Buzzfeed ones
TheKwaz: this is one of the crappy Buzzfeed ones :/
TheKwaz: and it's very entertaining so shut up
CrunchyCarrots: ok :P
SaySeaweed: good news guys
CrunchyCarrots: YOU AND SHELLINGTON KISSED?!?!!??!?!?!
SaySeaweed: what, no
SaySeaweed: that wouldn't be good news
SaySeaweed: the good news is I found you
CrunchyCarrots: YAY
SaySeaweed: go left
CrunchyCarrots: going left
SaySeaweed: ok now go right
CrunchyCarrots: going right
SaySeaweed: now keep going straight
SaySeaweed: and then turn left when you get to the turn
SaySeaweed: then go straight and then right and you should be out
CrunchyCarrots: ok
CrunchyCarrots: left
CrunchyCarrots: straight
CrunchyCarrots: right
CrunchyCarrots: HAHA I'M OUT
CrunchyCarrots: I'M SO COOL HOW COOL AM I
CrunchyCarrots: AND SO BIG BRAIN
SaySeaweed: good job
CrunchyCarrots: and I even remember how to drive the Gup! :D
SaySeaweed: hmmm I wonder why
SaySeaweed: it's not like you built it or anything :/
CrunchyCarrots: hmm, no, definitely not ;)
*Later*
Online: CrunchyCarrots, TheKwaz
TheKwaz: hi
CrunchyCarrots: hi
TheKwaz: hi
CrunchyCarrots: hi
TheKwaz: I'm bored
TheKwaz: I finished my pizza quiz
CrunchyCarrots: ooh what did you get :S
TheKwaz: I got margarita and I'm really mad about it because margarita is boring and that means I'm boring
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii you are the least boring person I know
TheKwaz: awww thanks Tweaky :)
CrunchyCarrots: it wasn't a compliment, but I guess you could take it that way ;)
TheKwaz: I hate you
CrunchyCarrots: ;)
(Does anyone have requests please I need ideas)
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