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96. Is Tomato a Fruit?

This is a request from @doggo_booknerd

When Tweak and Kwazii (fail to) decide whether a tomato is a fruit or not.

Online: TheKwaz, CrunchyCarrots, SaySeaweed, JumpingJellyfish

TheKwaz: I hate you

CrunchyCarrots: I hate you more

TheKwaz: I'm not talking to you 

CrunchyCarrots: I'm not talking to you more

TheKwaz: you're pathetic 

CrunchyCarrots: you're pathetic-er 

SaySeaweed: you're both losers 

TheKwaz: is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

CrunchyCarrots: who the heck said it was a fruit 

JumpingJellyfish: a tomato is a fruit, because fruit is anything with seeds

CrunchyCarrots: tomatoes don't go in the fruit bowl, they go in the fridge in the box of veggies. we eat them with the other veggies. a tomato is not a fruit. 

TheKwaz: if fruit is anything with seeds, is a cucumber a fruit too? :/

JumpingJellyfish: yes

CrunchyCarrots: I'll never eat vegetables the same way again D:

TheKwaz: is a carrot a fruit 

CrunchyCarrots: a carrot doesn't have seeds

CrunchyCarrots: or does it, and I'm just stupid :P

JumpingJellyfish: a carrot is a vegetable 

SaySeaweed: how do you know this stuff Shellington, you're a marine biologist, not a botanist :/

CrunchyCarrots: because he's smart

CrunchyCarrots: unlike some people :S

TheKwaz: ugh you're useless 

CrunchyCarrots: damn, thanks 

SaySeaweed: can you guys not, we're trying to have a conversation here!

CrunchyCarrots: sorry

TheKwaz: not sorry

TheKwaz: anyway, if Shellington says tomato is a fruit, it's probably a fruit 

CrunchyCarrots: why would it be a fruit 

CrunchyCarrots: if you can tell me one time that you've seen a tomato in a fruit bowl, you win this argument 

CrunchyCarrots: and don't just take one from the fridge and put it in the fruit bowl

TheKwaz: you ruin all my fun :(

CrunchyCarrots: your fun is to crash the Gups and annoy me :/

TheKwaz: yeah, and you ruin that too :S

CrunchyCarrots: I hate you so much 

SaySeaweed: GUYS!!!

CrunchyCarrots: sorryyy

TheKwaz: still not sorryyy

SaySeaweed: SHELLINGTON

SaySeaweed: what did I say about putting cinnamon in my tea? 

SaySeaweed: he so kindly offered to make me tea, and then went and put cinnamon in it :/

CrunchyCarrots: cinnamon tastes like burned dreams :(

TheKwaz: what do burned dreams taste like? :/

CrunchyCarrots: I literally just said they taste like cinnamon 

SaySeaweed: how do you know what burned dreams taste like? 

CrunchyCarrots: because they taste like cinnamon 

JumpingJellyfish: cinnamon is delicious 

JumpingJellyfish: why wouldn't you want it in your tea? 

TheKwaz: cinnamon tastes like Peso

CrunchyCarrots: ...how do you know what Peso tastes like? :S

TheKwaz: because he tastes like cinnamon 

SaySeaweed: can we shut up about cinnamon? 

CrunchyCarrots: you literally started it but ok 

SaySeaweed: I looked up the tomato thing 

JumpingJellyfish: how to you guys pronounce tomato? 

CrunchyCarrots: tomayto

TheKwaz: tomahto

SaySeaweed: tomahto

JumpingJellyfish: tomayto

CrunchyCarrots: who cares 

SaySeaweed: a tomato is scientifically considered a fruit

JumpingJellyfish: told you

TheKwaz: see Tweak? it is a fruit 

CrunchyCarrots: fine 

CrunchyCarrots: I still think it's a vegetable though :P