Octonauts Texting

79. I Don't Care

This is a request from @doggo_booknerd

When Kwazii and Shellington are arguing about what's real and what's not.

Online: TheKwaz, JumpingJellyfish

TheKwaz: SHELLINGTON HELP I SAW A NACKAWACK

JumpingJellyfish: Kwazii, we talked about this. Nackawacks aren't real.

TheKwaz: WELL EXPLAIN HOW I JUST SAW ONE THEN

JumpingJellyfish: Are you sure it wasn't just an oarfish again?

TheKwaz: YES! It was silver and long and had red spikes on it's head!!! :0

JumpingJellyfish: ur describing an oafish :/

TheKwaz: NO I'M NOT!!!!

TheKwaz: and right now I see a Dabalock! and a Ghost Whale!!!

JumpingJellyfish: u mean kelp and an albino whale?

JumpingJellyfish: Kwazii, every time u think something is a sea monster, it turns out to be an animal :/

TheKwaz: well this times it's real! :0

TheKwaz: THE NACKAWACK'S GOT PESO!!!!!

TheKwaz: I HAVE TO SAVE HIM!!!!!

JumpingJellyfish: it's just an oarfish again

TheKwaz: how do u know?

JumpingJellyfish: because you described an oarfish

TheKwaz: oarfish look like nackawacks

TheKwaz: but this one is an actual real nackawack

TheKwaz: AND IT'S TRYING TO EAT PESO

TheKwaz: HEY BACK OFF NACKAWACK

TheKwaz: I'LL SAVE U PESOOOOOOOO

JumpingJellyfish: Kwazii chill it's an oarfish

TheKwaz: no it's not!

JumpingJellyfish: ok. an oarfish is -

TheKwaz: I don't care Shellington, it's a nackawack and it's got Peso!!!

JumpingJellyfish: - a very long, narrow silvery fish that lives in deep water, with a deep red dorsal fin running the length of the body.

TheKwaz: I couldn't care less

JumpingJellyfish: the "dabalock" is just kelp.

JumpingJellyfish: Kelp isn't a plant, it's a type of algae

TheKwaz: yeah alright what does has this got to do with the nackawack?

JumpingJellyfish: I'm telling you the nackawack isn't real!

TheKwaz: it is real, and so is the dabalock and the ghost whale!

JumpingJellyfish: the ghost whale is an albino whale. that means it's all white.

TheKwaz: yeah, I know, you told me last time

JumpingJellyfish: it's very rare, but -

TheKwaz: this time it's real

TheKwaz: it is

JumpingJellyfish: why don't u take a photo and send it to me?

TheKwaz: it swam away

TheKwaz: the albino whale

TheKwaz: I mean the ghost whale

JumpingJellyfish: ... :/

JumpingJellyfish: are the oarfish and the kelp still there?

TheKwaz: no

TheKwaz: they were never here in the first place

TheKwaz: but the nackawack and the dabalock are still here

TheKwaz: AVAST YE DABALOCK!!!

JumpingJellyfish: send a pic

TheKwaz has posted a photo

JumpingJellyfish: Kwazii that's an oarfish

TheKwaz has posted a photo

JumpingJellyfish: and that's kelp

TheKwaz: no it's not

TheKwaz: and I don't want ur scientific explanation

JumpingJellyfish: hmph :(

JumpingJellyfish: I'll go info-dump to Dashi

JumpingJellyfish: she'll listen

TheKwaz: ok have fun

JumpingJellyfish has logged off

CrunchyCarrots has logged on

CrunchyCarrots: hey, what's up?

TheKwaz: I just made enemies with Shellington :)

CrunchyCarrots: u seem very happy about it :/

TheKwaz: it was funny

TheKwaz: I was like "nackawacks are real"

TheKwaz: and he was like "no they're not. it's an oarfish. oarfish are - blah blah blah"

CrunchyCarrots: oh lol I just saw him he looks so sad XD

TheKwaz: I know right

TheKwaz: he went to find Dashi so he could info-dump

CrunchyCarrots: oh yeah, Dashi always listens and pretends to care when he tells her random stuff

CrunchyCarrots: she's like: "oh cool"

CrunchyCarrots: but I'm pretty sure she just tunes it out like the rest of us

TheKwaz: ...

TheKwaz: I'm an idiot I should have just put my phone on silent :/

CrunchyCarrots: finally u admit to being an idiot! :D