When Kwazii sees a spider (again) and asks Tweak to get rid of it. Tweak freaks out too and blah blah blah I'll stop talking now.
Online: I_Hate_Spiders, Screws&Bolts, The_Captain, Pink_Camera
I_Hate_Spiders: I'm bored
The_Captain: go do something useful
I_Hate_Spiders: there's nothing useful I can be doing. We're off duty
The_Captain: the Octonauts r never off duty
Pink_Captain: except for times like this when we all lounge around and do nothing
Screws&Bolts: she's got a point
I_Hate_Spiders: hsjhfehjf
I_Hate_Spiders: sorry, keyboard smash
Pink_Camera: lol
Screws&Bolts: I'm bored
Pink_Camera: I'm sure Shellington with happily break his magnifying glass for u to fix Tweak
Screws&Bolts: I've already fixed that twice today
The_Captain: sounds like Shellington XD
I_Hate_Spiders: ...
I_Hate_Spiders: ...
I_Hate_Spiders: jdhgfkehjf
Pink_Camera: keyboard smash again?
I_Hate_Spiders: ...
Screws&Bolts: what's wrong Kwaz?
I_Hate_Spiders: uh, nothing
Screws&Bolts: *rolls eyes* suure Kwazii
I_Hate_Spiders: ...
Screws&Bolts: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!
I_Hate_Spiders: ...
I_Hate_Spiders: isawaspider
Screws&Bolts: what?
Pink_Camera: he saw a spider
Screws&Bolts: ohhh
I_Hate_Spiders: Tweak can u come and get rid of it?
Screws&Bolts: ugh why do I have to do it?
I_Hate_Spiders: cos you're not scared of them
Screws&Bolts: fine. where is it?
I_Hate_Spiders: in the hallway
Screws&Bolts: *sighs* which hallway?
I_Hate_Spiders: the one outside the Sick Bay
Screws&Bolts: ok I'm coming
I_Hate_Spiders: r u here yet
Screws&Bolts: clearly I'm not, since u obviously can't see me yet
I_Hate_Spiders: *whimpers* it's crawling
I_Hate_Spiders: towards me
I_Hate_Spiders: I don't like it
I_Hate_Spiders: AHHHH HELP TWEAK I'M SCARED
Screws&Bolts: relax Kwaz, I'm coming
Pink_Camera: did Kwazii just admit to being scared?
The_Captain: I think he's too scared to care right now XD
I_Hate_Spiders: AHHHHHHHH
I_Hate_Spiders: it's gonna take over the Octopod and kill us all!!!
I_Hate_Spiders: what if there's a hoard of them?
I_Hate_Spiders: what if there's a bunch of them hiding all over the Octopod?
The_Captain: stop being paranoid Kwazii. the spider isn't going to take over the Octopod
I_Hate_Spiders: how do u know?
The_Captain: because, I, uh, Dashi help me!
Pink_Camera: why would the spider want the Octopod anyway?
I_Hate_Spiders: ...good point
The_Captain: good job Dashi ;)
Screws&Bolts: ok Kwazii I'm here
I_Hate_Spiders: took u long enough
Screws&Bolts: u can stop texting me now. I'm right next to u
I_Hate_Spiders: I can't talk. what if it hears?
Screws&Bolts: the spider can't hear u Kwazii. talk. speak.
I_Hate_Spiders: I still don't trust it
I_Hate_Spiders: what r u gonna do with it
Screws&Bolts: I'll take it to an island
I_Hate_Spiders: why don't u just kill it?
Screws&Bolts: cos that would be breaking the Octonauts pact
The_Captain: since when do we have a pact?
Screws&Bolts: since we all mentally agreed to not hurt any animal ever
I_Hate_Spiders: I never agreed to that
The_Captain: me neither
The_Captain: I mean yeah, but I never actually made any agreement
Screws&Bolts: MAKE IT A POINT
Screws&Bolts: ...
Screws&Bolts: EEEEEIIIIIIIKKKK
I_Hate_Spiders: I thought u weren't scared of spiders
Screws&Bolts: I'm not absolutely terrified like u, but that doesn't mean I can pick one up without internally panicking
The_Captain: and also externally
The_Captain: pretty sure u screamed really (REALLY) loud just then
Good_as_New has logged on
Good_as_New: WHO SCREAMED IS SOMEONE HURT???
Pink_Camera: everyone's fine Peso. It was just Tweak getting scared of a spider
Good_as_New: Tweak? Scared of a spider? Ha! Funny.
Pink_Camera: really, it was Tweak. Kwazii screamed mentally, (and probably deafened his brain in the process,) but Tweak actually screamed.
Good_as_New: ok...
Screws&Bolts: why r u finding that so hard to believe?
Good_as_New: u have never been scared of a spider before
Screws&Bolts: I've also never picked up a spider before
Good_as_New: good point
The_Captain: is the spider gone? Is Kwazii done freaking out? Is Tweak still frozen in place?
I_Hate_Spiders: Tweak is fine and the spider is gone
The_Captain: what about u Kwazii? R u done freaking out?
I_Hate_Spiders: yes (no) yes
The_Captain: oh Kwazii XD
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