Yes I have to torture Tweak. She's my favourite. And I torture my favourites. So here is Kwazii annoying Tweak at 1am, because we all know that's what goes on at the Octopod.
Online: CrunchyCarrots, TheKwaz
TheKwaz: Tweak
TheKwaz: Tweak
TheKwaz: Tweak
CrunchyCarrots: what?
TheKwaz: TWEEEEEEEAK
TheKwaz: oh hi matey
CrunchyCarrots: what do u want Kwazii?
TheKwaz: I was bored
TheKwaz: and I wanted company
CrunchyCarrots: why r u awake?
TheKwaz: I don't know
TheKwaz: I wish I wasn't
TheKwaz: why r you awake?
CrunchyCarrots: because my phone has been going DING DING DING for the last 5 minutes
TheKwaz: why do u sleep with ur phone on?
CrunchyCarrots: in case there's an OctoAlert and I don't hear it
CrunchyCarrots: not for pirate cats to be texting me at 1am
TheKwaz: alright then
TheKwaz: I can't sleep
TheKwaz: it's ur fault :S
CrunchyCarrots: why?
TheKwaz: it just is
TheKwaz: I feel better now that it's ur fault ;)
CrunchyCarrots: I hate u
TheKwaz: if celery is 90% water, is water 10% celery?
CrunchyCarrots: no
TheKwaz: why not?
CrunchyCarrots: it's just... not
TheKwaz: yeah but WHY???
CrunchyCarrots: I don't know
CrunchyCarrots: ask Shellington
CrunchyCarrots: I'm sure he'd love to give u a lecture about it ;)
TheKwaz: I don't want a lecture
TheKwaz: I want a yes or no answer
CrunchyCarrots: ok then. no.
TheKwaz: WHY THOUGH?!??!
CrunchyCarrots: so u do want a lecture? ;)
TheKwaz: I DON'T WANT A LECTURE I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY
CrunchyCarrots: why r u asking me?
TheKwaz: because ur awake
CrunchyCarrots: U WOKE ME UP
TheKwaz: waking u up is making me more sleepy
CrunchyCarrots: good for u
CrunchyCarrots: ...
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii?
CrunchyCarrots: Kwaz?
CrunchyCarrots: KWAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CrunchyCarrots: oh. right. u fell asleep
CrunchyCarrots: lucky u
CrunchyCarrots: I want to sleep
CrunchyCarrots: but I can't sleep
CrunchyCarrots: it's all ur fault
CrunchyCarrots: I'm going to spam u until u wake up
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: Kwaz
CrunchyCarrots: K W A Z I I
CrunchyCarrots: kwaziikwaziikwaziikwaziikwazii
CrunchyCarrots: kwaziikwaziikwazii
CrunchyCarrots: wow I must be really bored
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: Kwaz
CrunchyCarrots: KWAZII KWAZII KWAZII KWAZII KWAZII
CrunchyCarrots: I never realised how weird ur name is
CrunchyCarrots: then again, my name is Tweak, and that's not exactly normal
CrunchyCarrots: I wonder if you'll read this
CrunchyCarrots: my 1am rambling
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: r u awake yet?
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: #cantsleep
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: ur name doesn't deserve capital letters
CrunchyCarrots: kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: kwaz
CrunchyCarrots: this is probably a good time to tell u that I hate u
CrunchyCarrots: oh wait u already knew that
CrunchyCarrots: KWAZII
CrunchyCarrots: what if I went out in the Gup B and crash it
CrunchyCarrots: mwahaha Tweaky go zoom ;)
CrunchyCarrots: but if I crash it then I'll have to fix it
CrunchyCarrots: and I don't want to do that
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii
TheKwaz: what
CrunchyCarrots: ur awake!!
TheKwaz: grr
CrunchyCarrots: u woke up!!
TheKwaz: whyyyy Tweak?
CrunchyCarrots: I got lonely
CrunchyCarrots: I wanted to talk to u
TheKwaz: I hate u
TheKwaz: I'm turning my phone off
CrunchyCarrots: no don't leave me!!!
TheKwaz: GOODNIGHT TWEAK
CrunchyCarrots: NOOOOOO
CrunchyCarrots: DON'T LEAVE ME
TheKwaz has logged off
CrunchyCarrots: ugh
CrunchyCarrots: it's going to be a loooong night
CrunchyCarrots: at least I have plenty of carrots to eat! :)
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