Let's try someone other than Tweak fighting with Kwazii. When Kwazii and Dashi have a fight about who's smarter.
Online: TheKwaz, SaySeaweed, CrunchyCarrots, FlappityFlippers
SaySeaweed: guys I got the radar working again
CrunchyCarrots: how did u manage to do that?
SaySeaweed: cos I'm big brain
TheKwaz: I'm big brain too
CrunchyCarrots: ur really not
TheKwaz: I am so big brain! I'm even bigger brain than Dashi!
SaySeaweed: no I'm bigger brain
TheKwaz: I'm biggest brain
SaySeaweed: I'm infinite brain
TheKwaz: I'm even more than infinite brain
CrunchyCarrots: I'm on Dashi's side
TheKwaz: of course u r
TheKwaz: I was fully expecting u to say that
SaySeaweed: I was even more expecting her to say that
TheKwaz: THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
SaySeaweed: yeah it is
TheKwaz: it's really not
CrunchyCarrots: it's scientifically proven that dogs r smarter than cats
SaySeaweed: HA! Kwazii, HA!
TheKwaz: I'm smarter than other cats
CrunchyCarrots: u r not
TheKwaz: I am too!
TheKwaz: I help Tweak make stuff! that means I'm smart
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii u don't know a spanner from a wrench
TheKwaz: that's complicated engineer stuff! I'm not an engineer!
SaySeaweed: I'm a technology expert. ur just a lieutenant
TheKwaz: just a lieutenant?!
TheKwaz: I am so much more than that! I'm a pirate, I'm a, umm...
CrunchyCarrots: XD
TheKwaz: I'M STILL BIGGER BRAIN THAN U
FlappityFlippers: I kinda hate to say it, but you're really not, Kwazii
SaySeaweed: see?! even Peso's getting in on this
CrunchyCarrots: that shows just how tiny Kwazii's brain is
SaySeaweed: does he even have a brain at all?
CrunchyCarrots: hmmm probably not
TheKwaz: well that's just rude!
SuperStrength has logged on
SuperStrength: hi guys
SuperStrength: what's going on?
FlappityFlippers: Kwazii and Dashi are fighting over who's bigger brain
SuperStrength: neither of them, considering how stupid that argument is
TheKwaz: Captaaaain they're bullying meeee
SuperStrength: don't expect me to help u with this Kwazii
TheKwaz: UGH HOW RUDE
TheKwaz: I HATE U ALL
SuperStrength: it is proven that dogs are smarter than cats...
SuperStrength: Kwazii is basically trying to prove science wrong
TheKwaz: I HATE SCIENCE
CrunchyCarrots: now he's just getting mad
CrunchyCarrots: a few minutes ago he was trying to prove us wrong, but now he's just getting mad at us
TheKwaz: SHUT UP
CrunchyCarrots: see what I mean?
FlappityFlippers: how about we just agree that we're all smart
SuperStrength: yeah that sounds good
SaySeaweed: I'm in
CrunchyCarrots: me too
TheKwaz: I'm not
TheKwaz: I have to prove that I'm smarter than u all
SaySeaweed: how r u planning to do that?
TheKwaz: I'll, umm... I'll bandage one of Peso's patients
FlappityFlippers: no you will not
TheKwaz: ok, then I'll fix Shellington's stupid magnifying glass
CrunchyCarrots: I'm not letting u anywhere near my workshop Kwazii Cat
TheKwaz: UGH I HATE U SO MUCH
TheKwaz: I'm leaving
SaySeaweed: and I'm leaving in the other direction
TheKwaz: fine.
SaySeaweed: fine.
TheKwaz has logged off
SaySeaweed has logged off
CrunchyCarrots: that went well
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