When Tweak wants some privacy, and no one allows it. (By no one I mean Kwazii)
Online: CrunchyCarrots, JumpingJellyfish
CrunchyCarrots: ahh finally! peace and quiet! :)
JumpingJellyfish: hey Tweak
CrunchyCarrots: oh hi Shellington :(
CrunchyCarrots: you need something?
JumpingJellyfish: not really, I'm going around annoying people ;D
CrunchyCarrots: can you go annoy someone else? :S
JumpingJellyfish: nope
JumpingJellyfish: I've already finished annoying everyone else
CrunchyCarrots: glad to know I was your first choice :P
CrunchyCarrots: surely you couldn't have annoyed everyone...
CrunchyCarrots: there's got to be at least one person you haven't annoyed yet :/
JumpingJellyfish: I've annoyed Kwazii, Dashi, Peso, (who refrained from politely telling me to go be a normal scientist for as long as possible before shoving me out of the sick bay and locking the door) Captain, and Inkling
JumpingJellyfish: and most of the Vegimals
JumpingJellyfish: I tried to give them coffee and they all spat it out
CrunchyCarrots: why'd you do that? :/
JumpingJellyfish: cos I thought if I could get them hyper they'd help me annoy people
CrunchyCarrots: they would probably just go way too hyper and cook way too much food like last time
CrunchyCarrots: and the time before that
JumpingJellyfish: oh yeah, when we tried to give them gummy snakes so they would help us lift the rocks off that dolphin faster
JumpingJellyfish: it didn't work, they just looked at the gummy snakes and insisted that they didn't want to hurt them by eating them :/
CrunchyCarrots: and when you tried to show them that it wasn't alive, they snatched it out of your hand and rushed it to Peso :S
JumpingJellyfish: and Peso wrapped it in a bandage to make them happy
CrunchyCarrots: and then they decided it was their pet and made it a bed and treats :P
JumpingJellyfish: yup! XD
JumpingJellyfish: Anyway, have I annoyed you sufficiently? Can I move onto the potatoes I drew faces on?
CrunchyCarrots: um...
CrunchyCarrots: if it means you'll shut up them sure :S
JumpingJellyfish: ok! I'll send Kwazii to continue annoying you :D
CrunchyCarrots: no don't -
JumpingJellyfish has logged off
TheKwaz has logged on
TheKwaz: heeeeeeeeey ;)
TheKwaz: I have come to annoy you ;)
CrunchyCarrots: yeah ok just shut up I'm not in the mood for this
TheKwaz: what's wrong? :S
CrunchyCarrots: nothing, I just need some peace and quiet
TheKwaz: I see...
TheKwaz: well I shall not allow that ;)
CrunchyCarrots: UGHHHH why can't you just leave me alone for once in your damn life? D:
TheKwaz: because I'm annoying
CrunchyCarrots: UGHHHHH
TheKwaz: u wanna play a game?
CrunchyCarrots: LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
TheKwaz: u wanna play Monopoly?
TheKwaz: those always go on for ages
CrunchyCarrots: I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA
TheKwaz: we can play Jenga and make a ton of mess?
CrunchyCarrots: we don't talk about Bruno no no no...
TheKwaz: don't you dare start singing that again :O
CrunchyCarrots: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOO
TheKwaz: now it's my turn to say I can't hear you :S
CrunchyCarrots: BUT
CrunchyCarrots: IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY
TheKwaz: wait what?!
TheKwaz: oh never mind, that's the lyrics :/
CrunchyCarrots: we were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the skyyy
CrunchyCarrots: (NO CLOUDS ALLOWED IN THE SKY)
TheKwaz: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU
CrunchyCarrots: NO CATS ALLOWED ON THIS SHIP
CrunchyCarrots: HAHA TAKE THAT XD XD
TheKwaz: the cat will stay right here :P
CrunchyCarrots: the cat has better things to be doing :/
TheKwaz: the cat will ignore that comment and continue regardless
CrunchyCarrots: ugh I hate you
CrunchyCarrots: anyway, back to not talking about Bruno
CrunchyCarrots: I love how they're saying not to talk about Bruno while singing a song about Bruno :/
TheKwaz: yeah that makes no sense :/
CrunchyCarrots: BRUNO WALKS IN WITH A MIS -
TheKwaz: shut up
TheKwaz: this is no time for singing
TheKwaz: we have important business to tend to
CrunchyCarrots: like leaving me alone?
TheKwaz: no such luck I'm afraid :S
CrunchyCarrots: I will hack into the system and kick you off it
TheKwaz: *sneers* you wouldn't dare :O
CrunchyCarrots: I would
TheKwaz: anyway Tweakster, I need to continue annoying you
CrunchyCarrots: I told you not to call me that
TheKwaz: yeah I know, thats why I'm doing it ;)
CrunchyCarrots: but I don't like it
TheKwaz: and I don't like you, so I guess we're even :P
CrunchyCarrots: I hate you
CrunchyCarrots: just leave please
TheKwaz: ugh fine
TheKwaz has logged off
CrunchyCarrots: ohhh finally :D
TheKwaz has logged on
TheKwaz: hey Tweaky I'm back :D :D
Poor Tweak XD
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Octonauts Texting
FanfictionInspired by @isobeljones2000 OctoTexting, here is my own version. Tweak makes phones for all the Octonauts (even though they are on the same ship.) This will have absolutely no ships/pairings, because I do not ship any of the Octonauts. Also, this w...
