When they discuss what roles they play in their "family."
Online: Screws&Bolts, I_Hate_Spiders, JumpingJellyfish, Pink_Camera, Good_as_New, The_Captain, Books_Books
Pink_Camera: Tweak, have u seen my scissors?
Screws&Bolts: nope sorry (I'm totally not using them)
Pink_Camera: u better not be!
Screws&Bolts: I'm not (although I could be lying)
Pink_Camera: I'm coming down sis
I_Hate_Spiders: u know u guys aren't actually sisters, right?
Screws&Bolts: we know
Pink_Camera: we're all basically family anyway
Books_Books: And what roles do we play in our zoo of a family?
Screws&Bolts: the Captain would be our dad...
Good_as_New: who's the mum?
Screws&Bolts: maybe... I don't know... maybe Dashi?
Pink_Camera: wait does that mean I'm married to Captain? :o
I_Hate_Spiders: ew no
Pink_Camera: I'll be the mum, but I'm not marrying ANYONE
The_Captain: me neither
Pink_Camera: Tweak, mum says give her scissors back
Screws&Bolts: I don't have them anyway!
Pink_Camera: mummy says to give them back
The_Captain: so does daddy ;)
Screws&Bolts: someone help me
I_Hate_Spiders: who am I in this really annoying family
Pink_Camera: HEY
Pink_Camera: I'm not annoying :(
Screws&Bolts: right...
The_Captain: moving on...
Screws&Bolts: Kwazii is the loud and annoying 9 year old
I_Hate_Spiders: why am I 9?
Screws&Bolts: actually, yeah, let's change that. u act more like 3
I_Hate_Spiders: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
JumpingJellyfish: who can I be?
Pink_Camera: u can be the geeky 12 year old who plays with his science set
JumpingJellyfish: yup that sounds right XD
The_Captain: Tweak is a girl in university. the one who gets bullied for being the only girl in engineering
Screws&Bolts: ok... I'll take that :)
I_Hate_Spiders: Peso is the shy 6 year old who's scared of everything
Good_as_New: I guess I should have seen that coming XD
Screws&Bolts: Inkling is the grandpa, for obvious reasons
Pink_Camera: the one who reads his grandchildren stories all the time
Books_Books: Ok, I'll be the grandpa.
Good_as_New: the Vegimals are our many younger... cousins???
Pink_Camera: let's go annoy each other like normal families
Screws&Bolts: I'll yell at Kwazii for doing something
I_Hate_Spiders: I literally did nothing
Screws&Bolts: I'm still gonna yell at u
I_Hate_Spiders: please don't
Screws&Bolts: I will
Pink_Camera: I'll pretend to care and try to get Kwazii off Tweak
I_Hate_Spiders: and I'll pounce on Dashi
I_Hate_Spiders: sorry, I mean mum
Pink_Camera: ya'll have to do anything I say cos I'm ur mum
Pink_Camera: I like this game XD
The_Captain: what do I do?
Screws&Bolts: things
The_Captain: what things?
Pink_Camera: u can help Kwazii play with his nerf guns
I_Hate_Spiders: I don't have nerf guns
Pink_Camera: then u can... I don't know...
The_Captain: I'll be proud of Shellington cos he's smart
I_Hate_Spiders: I'M SMART TOO
The_Captain: u know what I mean
I_Hate_Spiders: *pouts*
Screws&Bolts: and u can tell him random facts and he'll say "cool!"
The_Captain: I don't know any random facts
Screws&Bolts: pretend u do
The_Captain: ok
Good_as_New: I'll build a pillow fort
I_Hate_Spiders: and I'll knock it down
Pink_Camera: and I'll yell at Kwazii
Screws&Bolts: and I'll do something bad and pretend it was Kwazii
JumpingJellyfish: and I'll play with my test tubes
JumpingJellyfish: "look dad! I made purple stuff!"
The_Captain: "wow, great job!"
Screws&Bolts: (am I the only one getting uncomfortable here?)
Pink_Camera: (nope, me too)
Good_as_New: I made a pillow fort
I_Hate_Spiders: ok, ima come and knock it down
Screws&Bolts: and I'll stop Kwazii from making Peso cry
Pink_Camera: I'll yell at Tweak because that's my job
The_Captain: and I'll go watch u guys and try not to laugh
I_Hate_Spiders: HIYAAAA
Good_as_New: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Screws&Bolts: I think I was a bit late...
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