I should just rename this book to "Tweak and Kwazii Texting", because that seems to be the only thing I want to write about. Actually make that "Tweak and Kwazii Texting in the Middle of the Night", because here's another chapter set late at night. I've had this idea in my head for a while, but I didn't want to write it because I write way to much about Tweak and Kwazii. But I've got no other ideas so I guess I'm doing this now.
When Kwazii gets hungry in the middle of the night, and Tweak thinks he's a burglar.
Online: CrunchyCarrots
CrunchyCarrots: who's there?
CrunchyCarrots: is it a burglar?
CrunchyCarrots: an underwater burglar?
CrunchyCarrots: I warn you, I'm armed!
CrunchyCarrots: with a carrot
CrunchyCarrots: but it's sharp!
CrunchyCarrots: ...
CrunchyCarrots: YAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!
TheKwaz has logged on
TheKwaz: DUDE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
CrunchyCarrots: Kwazii?!
TheKwaz: yeah?
TheKwaz: what?
CrunchyCarrots: oh thank god
TheKwaz: ur happy to see me? :/
CrunchyCarrots: no, I mean yes, I mean, I thought u were a burglar!
TheKwaz: ohhhhh
TheKwaz: ur war cry was incredible btw XD
TheKwaz: it also scared me half to death
TheKwaz: but it was worth it cos ur hilarious when ur trying to be threatening XD
TheKwaz: "I'm armed with a carrot" XD
CrunchyCarrots: I PANICKED, OKAY!!!!!!
CrunchyCarrots: what r u doing in the kitchen anyway? :S
TheKwaz: I got hungry
TheKwaz: I was having a dream about stealing ur carrots
TheKwaz: and then I was thinking about carrots
TheKwaz: and then I got hungry
TheKwaz: so yeah
CrunchyCarrots: u dream about stealing my carrots? XD
TheKwaz: apparently
CrunchyCarrots: that's kinda weird, but ok
CrunchyCarrots: pls don't steal my carrots
TheKwaz: I know better than to do that
TheKwaz: I kind of want to live :/
CrunchyCarrots: lol
TheKwaz: so what r u doing here?
CrunchyCarrots: I heard something up here and I thought it was a burglar
CrunchyCarrots: and then I panicked and came up here
CrunchyCarrots: I crashed into like 4 walls in the process
TheKwaz: I suppose you've heard of a magical thing called a torch? :P
CrunchyCarrots: says the cat in the pitch-black kitchen :/
TheKwaz: I have a torch
TheKwaz: I just chose not to turn it on
CrunchyCarrots: why?
TheKwaz: because I didn't want to wake everyone up with the light
CrunchyCarrots: so u woke me up by making noise instead? :/
TheKwaz: IT WAS DARK
CrunchyCarrots: so turn on the freaking torch!!!
TheKwaz: can we not possibly go 5 minutes without arguing?
CrunchyCarrots: nope
TheKwaz: go back to sleep
CrunchyCarrots: why don't you go back to sleep?
TheKwaz: because I'm hungry
CrunchyCarrots: ok
CrunchyCarrots: I'm leaving
CrunchyCarrots: bye
TheKwaz: WAAAAIT!!!
TheKwaz: don't leave me here!!!
CrunchyCarrots: didn't u just tell me to go back to sleep? :S
TheKwaz: yes
TheKwaz: but I didn't actually mean it
TheKwaz: pls stay here
CrunchyCarrots: why?
TheKwaz: because it's dark
CrunchyCarrots: OH MY GOD JUST TURN ON THE TORCH!!!!!!!
TheKwaz: but I don't want to
TheKwaz: the torch is too bright
TheKwaz: and I don't want to wake the others
CrunchyCarrots: ...
CrunchyCarrots: I may as well eat my carrot
CrunchyCarrots: since I don't have to use it to defend myself from burglars :/
TheKwaz: YAYAYAYAY
TheKwaz: I'm literally so good at this ;)
CrunchyCarrots: so good at what? waking me up at 3am?
TheKwaz: no. I mean, yes, but that's not what I meant. I meant I'm so good at getting u to stay with me
CrunchyCarrots: u just threaten to take away my carrots :/
TheKwaz: and it works, so I win! :)
CrunchyCarrots: I hate u so much
Welp. I need to stop writing about Kwazii and Tweak. Send help.
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