When Kwazii crashes into Tweak and gives her a scar.
Online: Screws&Bolts, I_Hate_Spiders, The_Captain
Screws&Bolts: I have a scar because of u
I_Hate_Spiders: it wasn't my fault!
Screws&Bolts: oh sure. it wasn't your fault that you were driving the Gup B too fast, and crashed into me
Screws&Bolts: and you also crashed into the reef
Screws&Bolts: and u killed 3 fish
The_Captain: umm, what?!
Screws&Bolts: Kwazii crashed into me and the reef, and squished 3 fish in the process
I_Hate_Spiders: again, it wasn't my fault
The_Captain: r u ok Tweak?
Screws&Bolts: yes, other than the scar that I will have for the rest of my life
The_Captain: Kwazii, u can't press the turbo button on the Gup B just for fun
The_Captain: it's only for emergencies
I_Hate_Spiders: yeah, but it's fun
Screws&Bolts: u know what's not fun? fixing the Gup B almost every day!
The_Captain: honestly, considering that he crashed into you, I'm surprised Kwazii didn't kill you along with the fish
I_Hate_Spiders: I thought u would be mad about the fish XD
The_Captain: well, yeah I am, kind of. I know u would never do it on purpose.
Screws&Bolts: he probably tried to kill me, but ended up killing the fish instead
The_Captain: probably XD
I_Hate_Spiders: I'm just sad that the Gup B is broken again and I can't go out
Screws&Bolts: IT'S UR OWN FAULT
I_Hate_Spiders: it's not my fault u put a turbo in the Gup B
Screws&Bolts: ...u asked me to do it!
I_Hate_Spiders: shut up Tweak
The_Captain: this conversation is hilarious XD
Screws&Bolts: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!
The_Captain: it kinda is... XD
I_Hate_Spiders: it's not funny
I_Hate_Spiders: the Gup B is crashed and that's never funny
Screws&Bolts: except for when u forget to put on ur helmet and press the eject button and then come back to the Octopod coughing and spluttering. that's funny.
I_Hate_Spiders: maybe for you, only because u enjoy watching me almost die
Screws&Bolts: yes, I do. it is highly amusing.
I_Hate_Spiders: it's really not
The_Captain: it is...
I_Hate_Spiders: not u too!
The_Captain: yes, me too
Screws&Bolts: hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe
I_Hate_Spiders: *pouts*
The_Captain: I'm enjoying this conversation XD
I_Hate_Spiders: hmph
Screws&Bolts: it's not funny that I have a scar for life
The_Captain: ok, that's not funny
I_Hate_Spiders: yeah, sorry Tweak
Screws&Bolts: but ur actually not sorry
I_Hate_Spiders: I am
Screws&Bolts: r not
I_Hate_Spiders: I am
Screws&Bolts: r not
The_Captain: GUYS GUYS GUYS
I_Hate_Spiders: I actually am sorry tho
Screws&Bolts: stop pretending
The_Captain: no one cares just stop fighting
I_Hate_Spiders: we're not fighting!
The_Captain: oh suuure
Screws&Bolts: bye guys I'm going to fix Kwazii's stupid Gup
I_Hate_Spiders: I'll help
Screws&Bolts: oh pleeease. all you're good for is breaking things
I_Hate_Spiders: oy!
I_Hate_Spiders: RUDE
Screws&Bolts: but accurate ;)
The_Captain: *rolls eyes*
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