Avengers Parent imagines

Short stories with the Avengers/Peter x reader parts

*Beep*

"Hey Pete,I have something to ask"Y/n said.

*Looks at his watch* "Okay sure but we should hurry up.What do you want to ask?"

"I'd like to know if you like me"

Peter:..........."

Y/n:..........."

Peter:"y/n we've been dating for 2 years and we're getting married in ten minutes!"Peter exclaimed.

Y/n:"Oh yeah but still"

*Peter face palms*

*Beep*

Natasha:"Hey did you eat all the powdered covered donuts?"

Y/n:"No"

Natasha:*Looks down at Y/n's lap*"Then what's that white powder on your pants?"

Y/n:*Looks down* "Umm cocaine"

*Beep*

Y/n:*Deep in thought*

Loki:"Hey Y/n,just a question"

Y/n:"Okay"

Loki:"Um what are we?"

Y/n:"Hmm,we are all just Tiny flakes of Earth with no understanding of our existence and our lives have no meaning whatsoever!"

Loki:"..............."

Loki:"No I meant........never mind"*Leaves the room*

*Beep*

Loki:"Hey what's your date of birth,write it here"*Hands paper over*

Y/n:*Writes date*

Loki:"What year?"

Y/n:"Every-year duh"

Loki:*Slams face into table*

Y/n:"What?"

*Beep*

Bucky:"What are you two doing today?"

Y/n:"I'm going on a date"

Peter:"Me too"

Bucky:"Oh cool with who?"

Y/n:"..........

Peter:".............

Bucky:"........."

Bucky:"Ohhhhhhh"

*Beep*

Y/n:"I have very high standards"

Peter:*Stumbles into room knocking over plant pot and breaking a photo frame*

Y/n"That one,I want that one"*Points to peter*

*Beep*

"I feel like we've known we other for a while now.It's time to take the next step in our relationship"*Gets down on one knee*

Peter:"Omg"

Y/n:*Pulls out sticky note*"Heres my wifi password"

*Beep*

Y/n*Pets cat on her lap*"Arnt you the prettiest kitty cat ever?"

Natasha:*Walks in and sees*"Arnt you allergic to cats?"

Y/n:*Pets cat slower*"Yeh maybe"

*Beep*

*Y/n and Loki visit a volcano*

Bucky:"This is pretty cool isn't it?"

Y/n:"Yeah it is"

Bucky"You know what else is cool?"

Y/n:"What?"

Bucky:"I lava you like a volcano"

Y/n:"............

Y/n:"Your an idiot"

*Beep*

Y/n:"Gosh I'm so tired"

Bucky:"You know why your so tired?"

Y/n:"Why?"

Bucky:"Because you've been running through my mind all day"*Smirks*

Y/n:I...

Y/n:"Oh my god"

*Beep*

Y/n:"I think we need to break up"

Peter:"What why?"

Y/n:"I can't let you keep hurting me"

Peter:"All i did was smile"

*Beep*

*In an argument*

Y/n:"F**k you"

Bucky:"Later now listen here you little shit...

*Beep*

Bucky:"Talk dirty to me"

Y/n"The dishes"

Bucky:"........

Y/n:"You still haven't cleaned them"

*Beep*

Steve:"Can I kiss you?"

Y/n:"I dunno can you?"

Steve:"......

Y/n:*Leaves the room*

*Beep*

Bucky:*Sees Peter and Y/n walk in holding hands*"Okay so who confessed?"

Y/n:"I did"

Peter:"You yelled "Listne here you little shit.I have feelings for you and you better acknowledge them"

Bucky:"Y/n?"

Y/n:"It worked though"

*Beep*

Peter:"I need to find a wife"

*Y/n walks in*

Peter:"There she is"

Peter:"Wife I love you"

*Beep*