Y/n lying on her bed
Sirius: knock knock
Y/n: continues reading
Sirius: KNOCK KNOCK
Y/n: for fuck sake who's there
Sirius: may I come in
Y/n: may I come in who
Sirius: may I come in you
Y/n: you kinky horny twat, later
Y/n hungover
Sirius: hello my lovely girlfriend
Y/n: go.away
Sirius: but you look so cute
Y/n: I'm hung overrr go away
Sirius: it's not everyday your partner gets more drunk at a party then yourself. Do you want a recap
Y/n: enlighten me dick head
Sirius: nah I'll think I'll let the pictures do it
Y/n: Pictures! What pictures, Sirius!
Dueling practice
Sirius: your ready to duel darling
Y/n: yes
Sirius: ok hold up * takes of shirt * now I'm ready
Y/n: 🙄 * sends Sirius across the room*
Sirius: *in pain* oh come on not even the abs
Y/n: not even the abs now get up I wanna send you across the room again
Sirus is an older brother in the next 2
Hot teammates
Sirus: hey sister, coming to wish me luck
Y/n: I'd rather die
Sirius: rude, why are you here then
Y/n: your hot teammates
Marlene: hey y/n
James: hey little one
Sirius: *toneless* oh stop you'll make them blush
Your friend
Y/n: bursts into Sirius's dorm you fucking suck this is all your fault
Sirius: not paying attention, what did I do now
Y/n: you scare away every person I try to date and I shouldn't be mad at you
Sirius: no not really
Y/n: and why the hell not dear brother
Sirius: because they're pathetic arseholes
Y/n: The last one was your friend
Sirius: my point exactly stop hitting on my friends because one they're my friends and two there all dim wits
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Hp one shots ( sweet) ( stuff from my dr too!)
FanfictionA bunch of one shots both genders ( mainly sweet ) I'm also doing stuff about my dr too! List of running characters Harry Herminoe Ron Fred George Oliver wood Draco Mattheo Tom riddle Theo nott Young Sirius black Young Remus lupin Pansy Parkinso...
