Hp one shots ( sweet) ( stuff from my dr too!)

Oliver wood

Smut ;)

Loyalty test

Y/n: sitting in the common room when Fred and George slid in next to her

Fred: so y/n

Y/n: snaps her books shut, what do you want

Fred: y'know if you and Oliver don't work out we are 2 perfectly capable rebound options

George: yeah we'll always be available if you need us

Y/n: um

Oliver: what the hell are you doing to them now

George: relax wood it was part of the loyalty test don't worry there not our type

Y/n: rude

Oliver: ITS NOT A LOYALTY TEST IF YOU DON'T INFORM ME YOUR DOING IT, YOU BOTH HAVE 5 SECONDS TO RUN

Twins: take off screaming

Y/n: I would've rejected them anyway

Oliver: I know, now let's go I'm horny

Y:n: that's why you came and found me

Oliver: yep now come on

Dilf Oliver

Oliver: babe

Y/n: what do you want

Oliver: rude anyway do you think I'll be a dilf

Y/n: I don't know why

Oliver: we'll bills kids friends called him one, so do you think I'd be one

Y/n: I don't know we don't have any kids

Oliver: wanna try *winks*

Y/n: horny twat go away

Oliver: leaves

Y/n: mutters maybe later

Oliver: I heard that

Y/n: go away

Dumbass Oliver

Oliver: who knew my girlfriend was so smart

Y/n: putting water over a fire you started isn't smart it's common freaking sense

Oliver: I said sorry

Y/n: sorry won't fix my dresser

Oliver: will sex

Y/n: um no

Backbone

Oliver: sweetheart you Have no backbone

Y/n: I don't know what that means

Oliver: it means you have no filter and says whatever comes to mind

Y/n: I thought you liked it

Oliver: I do but not in those circumstances

Y/n: why the hell not

Oliver: you got detention over it because you told snape to ' get some' before our next exam

Y/n: he does tho, maybe after he won't be so up tight

Oliver: I give up

Giant squid

Oliver: love I'm bored can we go swim in the black lake

Y/n: absolutely not

Oliver: why? Is it the merpeople? Grindilows?
Giant squid?

Y/n: *gasps* there's a giant squid let me get my swim suit

2 hours later

Oliver: y/n come on we have to go back

Y/n: Oliver your just jealous I made besties with the giant squid

Oliver: my girlfriend and her special ways

Y/n: splash him squidie

Oliver: gets splashed after the giant squid splashed him " HEY!"