Joel spat out his cup of tea.
"Ugh, I forgot how bad I brew tea."
TommyInnit yelped as an axolotl bit his foot.
"WHERE ARE THESE THINGS COMING FROM? I WILL STAB YOUR PARENTS!" Shouted the angry blonde at the small yellow axolotl.
"I LIKE ax-lot-lot-als!" Yelled Tubbo as he carried a particularly heavy one into the pond.
Joel nodded. "They're from my wife."
Tom's head shot up from bullying the yellow axolotl that bit him.
"A WIFE? You are the new Philza minecraft?!"
ubbo oohed and ahhed for background sound effects. Joel shrugged.
"Yes, I have a wife. What, you don't? Oh right. You're children. Never mind. Don't get wives. It's a bad idea." An axolotl bit his arm.
" I meant as a CHILD! I don't have any hard feelings about Wives, I swear!" Insisted the Mezealen king to the axolotl.
Tubbo smiled. "Phew. Glad I don't have a wife."
"Like I said, you're not supposed to. You're MINORS." Quoted Joel.
"I have a husband instead."
Joel stayed silent for a moment.
"God help the queen" He groaned.
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