The Queen and The Cod

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Jimmy touched his visitor's red, velvety cape.


The human smiled. "Well, it's nice to meet you too. My name's Eret."

Jimmy tilted his head, then scooted away quickly. 

He had forgotten Lizzie's warnings about stranger danger, something she seemed to be enforcing quite strictly after Xornoth's appearance on the Smp.

"Cod's blessings." Quipped Solidarity as he looked over the human, with a head full of brown hair, a golden crown, a brown corset with a white blouse, black pants & high heel boots, & the cape, of course.


Jimmy frowned. "Do I know you?" 

The human, Eret, shook his head.

"I don't recall meeting you ever. But, then again, this scenario has happened to me more than once, so maybe." They looked around.

 "I'm assuming this isn't the dream smp?" Jimmy nodded.


"Welcome to my Swamp Empire. I am the Codfather, Jimmy."

Eret looked over his black sunglasses to take in Jimmy.


"Wow. You really are a cod. Would you happen to know a salmon named Sally, by the way?"

Jimmy gagged out loud. 

"Ew. Salmon girl? No way. If she's a friend of yours, though, hopefully I haven't murdered her yet."

The human tilted his head. "Um. Brutal much?"

Jimmy shrugged. "Sorry. I just really, really, really hate salmon."


Eret smiled at him. "Well, I'll be sure not to mention them again."

Slowly standing up, his white eyes sparkled in the light.



"Say, would you mind helping me get home?"


Jimmy smiled. "Of course not. Let's go get a boat!"

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