-karlnap oneshots!-

-The one with the sneeze-

Karl looked strong, he was strong and he knew that. He used to and still does get into a lot of fights at school. Not trying too flatter himself but he had almost every girl swooning over him but bottom line he was gay and he knew that. He radiated top vibes but he would be a sub if needed. Then there was his arch nemesis, Sapnap. Your typical good old arsonist. They had been close to fighting a number of times and close to kissing the same amount. It was confusing 

It was a complicated relationship, they were dating outside, they held hands and kissed and all that sappy shit. But in school they were mortal enemies. So now they were about to fight. Karl was putting up his fist when suddenly they dropped. Everyone looked his way as Karl hands raised up to his face. He hesitated and then sneezed cutely. He squeaked and sneezed softly. He covered his face and sniffled a few times, his angry demeanour changing in seconds. Sapnap awed and looked at Karl smiling sappily.

"Awe you sneeze like a kitten!" Quackity said from behind and Karl huffed still sniffling and sent a punch straight into his nose. Quackity gasped and  Sapnap stood behind laughing. He dusted off the dust in his hands and walked away. He went to class, and felt himself become conspicuously shorter. He felt his hoodie become suspiciously longer now giving him sweater paws. Over time he shrunk, his brain just dejecting every thought and movement that Karl wanted. He wanted to walk, he just stayed still until he finally clicked into this one mineset and started running towards a hallway and dialled a number for help.

"Niki some confusing shit is happening right now, I just shrank four fucking inches help!" Karl shouted into the phone waiting for Niki to appear in the hallway like she always does. Soon enough Niki was rushing into the hallway and Karl was basically the same height as her now. Niki gasped and giggled.

"You look like a bottom right now." Niki said and Karl grumbled watching him giggle. Karl's pats were now just dropping down, hit waist was significantly shorter and Karl was begging for some pants for Niki. Finally she threw him some shorts and he shoved them on and made him look like a bottom much more than he wanted to. He significantly shrunk and so did his anger and testosterone. 

He walked out of the wall way and all heads were cocked in his direction as he stood on his tip toes aa he  tried to reaches locker which happened to be on top. Karl was still struggling, his arms sticking up slightly revealing his small shorts hidden under his hoodie. He grumbled and watched someone tower over him and open the locker. Karl smiled when he noticed it was Sapnap and thanked him. He leaned up and pecked Sapnap on the cheek and grabbed his books and left to Chemistry which happened to be the exact other way, it didn't occur to Karl that they had just done that in front of the whole School. He just sat and ingnored every person like he usually did. Nick and him were definitely dating, or that was what slightly drugged Karl thought.

He was confused on what that fucking striking potion did to him but he was small and Sapnap was tall. His mind was slightly foggy and his brain just stung and he couldn't feel any of his limbs which was concerning him majorly. He smelled the air, it was thick and hot. Karl could breath it in and his vision blurred. He watched as his surroundings became a dim blur. He finally snapped and his vision closed as his forehead hit the desk with a thud. The Teacher was concerned as he saw Karl's eyes room back and loll at the back of his head until finally he collapsed. George nest to him shouted out.

"Hey I think Karl just passed out!" George said sticking his hands straight in the air; The teacher nodded and Karl finally was carried somewhere. He was abnormally light George just had him slung over his shoulder and he couldn't even feel the weight rocking him from side to side. Nick was just out in the hallway smoking saw Karl on George shoulder and hurried over taking the smaller boy from George. Karl's eyes were half lidded. There was a ambulance being called.

"What happened to him?" Nick asked rubbing Karl's cheek.

"Chances are he was drugged." George said shrugging while leaning onto Dream. Sapnpa looked down a t Karl and frowned. His skin was slightly more pale that usual and he was panting softly and his face was a bright red. Karl finally came back to consciousness and began to pant louder as his eyes slightly opened more. He moved his hand slowly up to Nick's hand holding it softly.

"Hello." He said, in a used tone, almost a whisper. Nick smiled and gripped the boys hand.

"What happened baby?" He asked rubbing his thumb around the back side of Karl's hand.

"Dunno, but I did drink this thing that Quackity gave me a couple days ago." Karl said weakly, suddenly shifting Sapnap anger to Quackity who was sweating intensely at the other end of the room. Nick just smiled and set Karl down on the floor. Karl smiled and continued breathing heavily.

Sapnap walked over to Quackity who was basically shaking in his boots.

"What was in the drink Quackity?" Sapnap asked passive for the moment.

"Little poison, little crack, little vodka." Quackity said shivering. doing the small hand motion nervously.  

"You poisoned my boyfriend and got him high at the same time!" Sapnpa said as Karl coughed violently.

"YEs but the poison last for like twenty minutes hall be fine." Quackity said as Karl let out a broken hum in response. He made grabby hands at Sapnap and groaned. Sapnap laughed and walked back to Karl. Loving how clingy the shorter was being. Karl intwined his hands with Sapnap's as the pain of the poison went away. 

You know everyone get different when they're high, George was a sleepy high, Dream an energetic high. Sapnap was a laughing high and Karl was a horny Karl. Desperate for attention in any way. Soon the Poison was drained away and Karl was just left high and horny. He was desperately grinding his hips against Sapnap's and laughing softly.

Finally after forty minutes of so Karl was now not high, not poisoned and just sleepy. So he promptly fell asleep on Sapnap's shoulder.

And Karl never drank or got high or got poisoned again.