Clone trooper stories

Christmas flirt wars special

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The small group of clones on their bunks jumped in surprise as the barrack doors swung open in a giant bang!

"What the-"!

" Merry Christmas you filthy animals" Hardcase yelled in his drunken state followed by a not so sober Jesse and Fives who came stumbling afterwards.

Nara and Jex laughed while Kix and Echo rolled their eyes.

" How much have you had to drink?" Echo frowned.

" Enough" Fives smirked.

Kix rubbed his brows " your poor livers, that reminds me you're all gonna need an examination in the morning".

" oh easy up dr. Smexy, it's Christmas for kriff sake" Jesse slurred as he threw his arms around Kix in a hug.

Kix frowned trying to push Jesse away " you smell".

"At least I'm not being a buzzkill" Jesse muttered, earning a punch in the shoulder by a fed up kix.

"Where is everyone by the way?" Hardcase frowned "I thought we were supposed to have a party" he sighed.

"We are, it's just not time yet" Nara stated " besides we have to wait until everyone gets here to play your favourite game" she smirked.

The boys perked up at the mention of their favourite game.

Echo cringed " you sure do you remember what happened the last time we played flirt wars?"

Everyone turned their head towards jex.

Jex shrugged " ok in my defense I probably shouldn't have had that many drinks, or painted that pinup of Fang and Rex on the ship after they tried to out flirt each other, but I wasn't all there remember, besides Spades dared me!"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Of course he did," Nara sighed.

"I still remember the look on their faces" hardcase laughed " it was priceless"

"Not for me. I had to clean the ship with only a toothbrush for the rest of the week" Jex groaned.

" And you deserved it too" Fang spoke up as he and Rex entered through the door followed by Spades and Dock.

Jex gulped at the sound of his commanders voice "hey Fang long time no see, you look good, have you been working out"

Fang frowned " we saw each other in the mess hall three hours ago"

"Yes but that was three hours ago, and that's a long time" jex protested.

Fang shook his head and turned his attention towards the others. " Everyone should be here soon, we're all gonna meet in the mess hall as there's more room," he said.

Nara smirked " this is gonna be fun"

*Time skip brought to you by fives kissing a broom under the mistletoe*

"Alright everyone , ready for the annual christmas flirt wars" Fives yelled.

The entire room uproared in chaos as troopers and jedi alike yelled in excitement.

"Alright you filthy animals who's up first"! Hardcase yelled as he stood beside fives.

" I volunteer General Kenobi," Anakin yelled.