''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader

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Hot Russian Milf

Help!!

What happened?

So I was hanging out with a little child and she asked out of the blue saying ''how am I born?''
Should I tell her the truth?

Obviously

Poor child
I told her that her parents had sex and she asked what is that?

Explain to her what sex is

Okay
I told her and she scream and now she's crying, welp, I'm gonna leave her like that

At least she learned something

Yeah

Why are you hanging out with a child?

Thought the child is cute, tried to kidnapped her but I can't

Kidnap?? I'm tracking you down

Chill! It was a joke

I still don't trust you

Trust me
She is my little sister

Okay...

You're like one officer that interrogated me

Wait-
A police INTERROGATED YOU?

yes...

Why did the officer interrogate you?

I'm currently near the Avengers tower
Its pretty and very modern

That was not my question

I can see the Falcon jumping off the balcony

That was not my- WHAT?

Except, he doesn't have his suit and the Winter Soldier is chasing him but stop when he reached the balcony

I'm gonna text you later

Oh I see Black Widow running to them
Falcon landed on a trampoline
Why was there a trampoline?
Anygays
Black Widow went to Falcon and punch him
Wow that punch
I love her since she rescued me once
Winter Soldier ran away
Black Widow chased him, oh man, Winter Soldier got caught by Black Widow
Now, Black Widow is throwing curses at Winter Soldier
OH MY GOD!
HAWKEYE SAW MEH
I'M RUNNING
BYE!