''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader

13

Natasha the hot russian milf

Nat!!!

What?

I finally got the stuff I left in the Avengers tower and also I fought with them

Wow impressive
What stuff did you left?

A teddy that my drug dealer friend left

Oh....

Moving away from the topic
I fought with Black Widow

Wow, I wish I could too

Don't worry your time will come

True

I have a riddle

Okay?

What is a thing women have which starts from V and they can get anything they want from that

Uh....
Do I really have to answer?

Yes!

A..vajayjay

No! A voice

Oh

That is really messed up even for you

.....

I'm sueing the Avengers for sure

Why?

They fucking destroyed my green car

You should definitely sue them
Especially Tony Stark

Oh yeah
He's rich

So thats why you should sue him

Yes I'm gonna sue him
Anygays I have to go eat dinner
Bye!

Bye!

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''Y/n get your ass here, dinner's ready'' her mom shout, Y/n quickly rush into the kitchen and hit her knee.

Her mom look at her worried, ''Are you alright dear?-''

Then she burst into song ''I'm mad at this knee this knee-'' before she could finish the song her mom threw a spatula at her and it hit her head.

''Ow! What the fuck mom?''

''Never burst into song again and come eat your dinner'' her mom said ''And your father and sister went for a walk, they'll be back soon'' she added

''Don't ever throw a spatula at me again''

''I will not, now eat your dinner''

Then they ate their dinner peacefully.

A short chapter cause I am tired, sorry guys.